Ultimate Bot Tournament #3: Botcoming Cute Pageant
Sam has entered.
Sam: Hey folks.
Randy: Greetings!
Sam: Am I late?
Sam: Wow, the server time is almost exactly an hour behind.
Randy: Its on my time. heh
Sam: We like to be fair here at RinkWorks. Everybody takes turns having it in their own time zone.
Zup: When does Hawaii get its?
Sam: Not for a long time.
Zup: Awww. Poor Hawaii.
Broadcast Message from Sam: Hey -- dork-ons! It's tournament time!
Zup: LOL
Zup: Scruffy said he'd be here tonight...we'll see.
CuteBot has been summoned by Sam.
: Welcome to UBT #3, the Cute Pageant. I'm your host, Brianna Day, and, gosh, it looks like my co-host is late. How very unlike him to be late.
Maryam: Uh oh.
Maryam: I sense that the honeymoon is over.
Counterpoint: Brianna: What's with the blue top?
: I'm here, I'm here. I'm Ricardo von Steppenwergen, and I will be sharing the hosting--
: I'm used to sharing these days.
: --duties this evening. It's time for you, the contestants, to decide what mascot you would like UBT #3 to have. What cute little animal will join Brianna and me here to guide you through the rest of the tournament? It's time to find out!
ThePhan: Maybe he'll redeem himself when he presents her with an adorable pet at the end of the evening.
: And remember, please be honest with your ratings--
: --however difficult that may be for some people here.
ThePhan: Brianna's shirt is indeed vibrant but covers a bit more of her. Heh.
Counterpoint: Ricardo probably made her put it on out of jealousy.
: Sam, if you please -- let the tournament begin.
Sam: Ok.
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 1/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: 3241
Counterpoint is away.
: I knew it. Your fingerprints match those found at the scene of the crime. You're under arrest!
Zup: 3421
Maryam: 2341
Gharlane: 3241
ThePhan: 3241
Goosey has entered.
Sam: Waiting on Randy, gremlinn, and Goosey.
Goosey: 2341
Goosey: Hey all!
Sam: Hi!
Nyperold: Pictures loading... please stand by...
Sam: One more minute, and I gotta move on anyway.
Maryam: Poor Nyp.
: Huh, the three people making us wait on them are all guys! Who'd have thunk it?
gremlinn is away.
Randy has been sent away by Sam.
Nyperold has been sent away by Sam.
Nyperold: 3241
nessachan has entered.
Sam: Hrm, who did I miss? Somebody else didn't rate.
Randy is back.
Zup: Hey Nessachan.
Randy: Sorrys
Sam: LOL!!! Uh, it was me.
Sam is away.
Counterpoint: Sam!
Gharlane: LOL
TalkingDog: LOL
ThePhan: LOL!
Randy: hehe
Goosey: LOL
* ThePhan is dying laughing.
Zup: LOL
Sam: Ok, nessachan, you need to rate or go /away.
ThePhan: That was awesome.
nessachan is away.
Randy: Do I need to rate now also?
ThePhan: Randy: I believe so.
Sam: Randy: Yeah.
Randy: 3421
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 2/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Sam: WE MADE IT THROUGH THE FIRST HEAT.
TalkingDog: 3142
: Come to think of it, that's not the first chick I know that thinks she can walk on water.
Maryam: 3412
Goosey: 1342
Gharlane: 4231
ThePhan: 3142
Counterpoint: Ouch.
Zup: 3142
Goosey: btw, I like the Queen's new shirt . . . nice color. :)
Randy: 1432
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 3/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: 1324
Maryam: 1324
: Come on, throw it just 187 more times. Just 187 more!
Maryam: Hehe!
Gharlane: Hehe. :)
ThePhan: See, that's why we never got a dog. I have enough siblings that do that kind of thing.
nessachan is back.
ThePhan: 1324
Gharlane: 3142
nessachan: 3412
Goosey: 1324
Sam: 1342
* Counterpoint's family is driving down to Atlanta tomorrow to get a new dog.
Zup: 3214
Eric has entered.
Eric is away.
Randy: 1324
Sam: Nyp, how's that connection doing?
Nyperold: 3124
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 4/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Zup: 4231
TalkingDog: 2341
Goosey: 4123
nessachan: 2341
Gharlane: 2143
ThePhan: 2314
: This is life? Muddy water? Let me back in....
Maryam: 3142
Goosey: 3: I will now EAT the exercise bike!
Randy: 2314
Nyperold: 2413
ThePhan: Quite a difference in opinion on #4.
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 5/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Sam: THUMB MONKEYS
Maryam: Dude, those monkeys are tiny.
TalkingDog: 4231
nessachan: 4132
Goosey: 3421
Gharlane: 2341
Maryam: 4231
Goosey: Sam: That's a great name for a band
ThePhan: 2431
Zup: 2341
Randy: 4321
Sam: 4321
Nyperold: 2431
nessachan: haha
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 6/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Goosey: 4312
Zup: 3 = pain
nessachan: 2143
: What an adorable little rodent vermin! Seems like my life is just full of them these days!
Maryam: 1324
Zup: 4123
TalkingDog: 3124
ThePhan: 2143
Sam: 1342
Gharlane: 2143
Maryam: Surely things aren't as bad as all that, Brianna.
ThePhan: At least she still thinks he's adorable.
Randy: 3142
: Of course, some of them are more adorable than others.
* Goosey was doing sit-ups one time . . . someone stepped on her hair just as she sat up . . . owie
: Some are cutey wutey little things. Others just like to chew into your flesh and eat the heart right out of your body.
Nyperold: 2134
Goosey: You have such a way with words, Brianna
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 7/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Counterpoint: Actually, I bet Brianna's wearing that shirt in protest.
Counterpoint: MALTESE
Zup: Chewing? Ew.
* TalkingDog implodes.
Counterpoint: 3412
[Zup->Sam] I love the fact that you even colored in the skin on Brianna's shoulder. That's attention to detail!
TalkingDog: 2134
[Sam->Zup] Better attention to detail: Notice how that can't possibly be HER arm? I didn't even notice that until Eric pointed it out in Friday night's transcript. It's gotta be somebody standing behind her.
nessachan: 2143
[Zup->Sam] LOL, I did think the arm looked funny.
Goosey: 4123
Maryam: Does #3 look Photoshopped to anyone else?
Gharlane: 1243
: All right, all right, I did it! I ate the goldfish! Take me away!
nessachan: that's a tough one
Maryam: 4312
Zup: 1234
TalkingDog: Hmm, yeah.
Sam: I've seen dogs jump that high.
Sam: But in that particular case, I have no idea.
Maryam: Not the height. Just the way he looks against the background.
ThePhan: 1234
Randy: 4213
Nyperold: 1432
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 8/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Maryam: Ok, this is tough.
Goosey: 4123
nessachan: 1423
ThePhan: Ick.
TalkingDog: 3142
Sam: 1243
Maryam: 1324
Gharlane: 1432
Goosey: Poor soggy kitty!!
ThePhan: 1234
Randy: 1234
Zup: 1324
Goosey: Poor dog has to wear a hoodie!
Goosey: Poor doggie looks strangled!
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 9/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: 2431
Goosey: 2143
Maryam: 2413
nessachan: 3142
ThePhan: 2431
Gharlane: 2143
: This...*pant pant pant*...Yellow...*pant pant pant*...Brick Road sure is...*pant pant pant*...LONG.
Zup: 2134
Randy: 2431
Nyperold: 2314
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 10/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Counterpoint: Blood!
Counterpoint: Or red dye. All the same.
: The turtle is a fascinating animal, because nature makes them move slowly. That's its excuse when it's late for something.
ThePhan: 4321
Goosey: 4312
nessachan: ack.. too hard
Goosey: LOL @ #1
Gharlane: 4321
nessachan: 4123
TalkingDog: 4321
Maryam: 3412
Zup: 2341
Goosey: #1: "Hi! My feet are pink!"
: What? No, I don't know anything about it. Eh? No, I was just sitting here being good. Why do you ask?
Randy: 4321
* Zup thinks of "Turtle Tamer" when he sees turtles...too much KOL.
Goosey: Caught pink-handed
nessachan: haha.. that dog.. oh man..
Nyperold: 3421
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 11/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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ThePhan: 2314
Goosey: 4231
Zup: 2413
nessachan: 3241
Maryam: 2314
Goosey: Piggies!
Gharlane: 4123
: Fortunately for me, puppies have built-in can openers.
Sam: Or unfortunately, dog. Diet Coke ain't a good thing.
Randy: 1342
Goosey: This little piggy went to market . . .
Counterpoint: Goosey: Gruesome.
Goosey: eh? what?
Sam: Gruesome?
Counterpoint: When I hear that line, I usually think of an unspoken "as pork" appended.
Goosey: oh, lol
TalkingDog: 2431
Nyperold: 4123
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 12/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: 1423
Sam: #3 is a panda bear.
Maryam: 1423
nessachan: 1342
ThePhan: 1423
Sam: 1243
Goosey: 1234
Zup: 1423
Gharlane: 1243
Counterpoint: Baby panda has tiny ears.
Randy: 1423
Goosey: One of my fave t-shirts, pic of barefeet, captions says "Free the Pigs!"
Nyperold: 1243
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 13/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: Heh.
TalkingDog: 1243
ThePhan: yikes.
Goosey: 2143
Zup: Hedgehog!
Goosey: EVIL DOG!!
ThePhan: 1243
Gharlane: 1243
nessachan: 1342
: What? I ain't been in no whipped cream! Let me down, see? I'll pulverize ya, see? I got powerful friends, see?
Zup: 1423
Maryam: 1423
Goosey: lol
Gharlane: Hehe
nessachan: lol
: You wanna Cheeto?
: No thanks, I'm set.
Goosey: lol ew
Zup: Cheeto Lady: Dog's shouldn't have cheetos anyway!
Randy: 1423
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 14/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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ThePhan: Um.
Counterpoint: Otters?
TalkingDog: 2143
Maryam: 2134
nessachan: 1432
Goosey: 2134
Zup: 3124
ThePhan: 1234
Zup: MEESE
Gharlane: 1234
: I'm telling you, the inside of your nose tastes GOOD! // It does? I wanna try it!
Goosey: Moosen!
Goosey: The moosen eatens in the woodenes!
TalkingDog: 2134
Sam: Run! The Goostapo!
Randy: 1234
Randy: My sister was once bit by a moose.
Nyperold: 2143
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 15/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Counterpoint: More nose-eating.
: I've fallen, and I can't get up.
ThePhan: 1342
Zup: 3 - FAMLY CHATTTTT
TalkingDog: 3142
Goosey: tough one
nessachan: 1432
TalkingDog: I love 3.
Zup: NO KISING
Maryam: 3142
Nyperold: Who wants to kise, anyway?
Zup: 3124
Zup: Kising is overated.
Goosey: 3214
: Are you sure this is kissing? I don't think we're doing it right.
Randy: 1342
Gharlane: 1342
Counterpoint: I bet that's how Ricardo kisses Brianna.
TalkingDog: One of 'em stole the other's food.
Goosey: 3: Beep!
Zup: That cat in 4 looks severely upset.
Nyperold: 3124
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 16/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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: Does he, now?
Zup: heh heh
TalkingDog: 4123
Gharlane: 4123
nessachan: 2341
Maryam: 1423
Counterpoint: Bite your face off? Possibly.
Goosey: 4213
Randy: 4132
: He's got a big enough mouth for it, I'll grant you that.
ThePhan: 4123
Zup: 4123
Nyperold: 4231
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 17/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Maryam: Agh, wet cats.
Goosey: 2341
Maryam: 2341
Zup: 2341
Goosey: LOL wet cats!
nessachan: 3124
Gharlane: Poor wet cats.
Gharlane: 4123
: Cats can be temperamental, irrationally aggressive creatures, as we can see here. Yes, mark my words -- it doesn't pay to associate with fema--I mean, felines.
Randy: 2341
nessachan: I think they need couples counseling
ThePhan: 2341
TalkingDog: 2314
TalkingDog: 2431
: Whoa! And for seven months, here I thought all there was to the world was a big star overhead and a very small space to jump up and down in!
Nyperold: 2314
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 18/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Zup: 3124
TalkingDog: 4132
ThePhan: 3142
Maryam: 3412
Gharlane: 4312
: Lemurs are fascinating.
: The lemur is the one with the fur, Ricky dear.
Randy: 3412
Nyperold: 2314
Goosey: Aw, they bicker like an old married couple
Randy: 3421
nessachan: 3421
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 19/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: 3412
Zup: What is 1 exactly?
nessachan: 3421
Goosey: 3412
Sam: 1 is a coati!
ThePhan: 3142
Sam: Another reason LaZorra should have been here.
Maryam: 4321
Zup: 3412
Goosey: Coatis are pretty!
Gharlane: 3412
Randy: 3142
: Say, who took the last beer?
nessachan: lol
Zup: That's such a good expression on the otter's face.
: Sorry--*hic*--dude.
nessachan: hahaha...
Nyperold: 3412
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 20/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Zup: 1423
TalkingDog: 4132
ThePhan: 2431
ThePhan: Are the children laughing or screaming in #3?
Gharlane: 4213
Maryam: Man, those kids are so traumatized by those foxes.
nessachan: 3241
Sam: I know! I think the kids are screaming because the foxes are being STRANGLED TO DEATH right in front of their very eyes.
Sam: 2431
Maryam: 4321
Zup: Random asian kids: AAAAAAHHHH GREMLINNSSSSS
nessachan: maybe the guy is saying "and this is what we make winter coats out of"
Randy: 2431
ThePhan: That third kid is definitely screaming.
Nyperold: 4312
Goosey: 4231
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 21/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Sam: Story time!
Maryam: Ohmigosh, #1 looks DEFORMED.
Maryam: Alien deer.
ThePhan: EWWW to 1.
TalkingDog: 3412
Sam: What's wrong with 1?
Goosey: 3412
ThePhan: 3421
Randy: 3421
Zup: 4321
Maryam: 4321
nessachan: her nose is messed up
Sam: 3142
TalkingDog: 3142
nessachan: but she's still cute
Nyperold: 4312
Randy: Weird.
Gharlane: 4312
ThePhan: It just looks all wrong somehow.
Goosey: It's like the Alfalfa of deer-types . . .
nessachan: 4312
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 22/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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ThePhan: 2134
TalkingDog: 1324
Zup: More kising!
Goosey: 1234
Gharlane: 1324
: Those must all be male.
Goosey: 2: I EET YOR HED!!!
Maryam: LOL!
TalkingDog: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
Zup: heh
Maryam: 2413
Zup: 1243
nessachan: 2431
Randy: 2134
: THAT MY KIND OF DOG!
Sam: Goosey: Thanks for the idea. ;-)
Randy: LOL
Goosey: You're welcome. :)
Nyperold: 2413
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 23/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: 2431
Maryam: 2431
Goosey: 4231
Gharlane: Armadillo!
Randy: ARMADILLO
: Who is it?
Gharlane: 4213
Zup: 4312
ThePhan: 2431
nessachan: 3241
Randy: 4213
Nyperold: 2431
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 24/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: PANDA
TalkingDog: 2413
Goosey: 4213
Maryam: 2413
: 
ThePhan: 2413
Zup: 4213
nessachan: 1342
nessachan: as much as I like that snaily
Gharlane: 4213
Randy: 4213
Goosey: tiny snails are really only cute compared to big snails
Sam: It's cute, 'cause it's small.
Sam: 2413
Nyperold: 2143
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 25/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: 1234
ThePhan: 1234
Goosey: 2134
Randy: 1234
Maryam: 2134
Zup: 3214
nessachan: 3214
: Ate too much...about to EXPLOOOODE!
Gharlane: 2314
Nyperold: 2134
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 26/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: LOL
ThePhan: Heh.
Gharlane: Ugh
Nyperold: 4132
: What? These are my snow pants. Quit laughing.
TalkingDog: Aww.
Randy: awww. hehe
Goosey: 3142
ThePhan: 3412
Sam: 4312
TalkingDog: 1432
Gharlane: 3124
nessachan: 1432
Maryam: 4132
Randy: 4312
Zup: 3421
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 27/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Maryam: 3142
Goosey: MMm, babytoes
nessachan: 2431
TalkingDog: 1342
Goosey: 4231
Maryam: TD: What, the baby didn't sway your vote?
TalkingDog: Eh.
Gharlane: 3214
Zup: 2314
Goosey: That dog is pretending to be a boa constrictor
Maryam: Goosey: Hehehe.
ThePhan: 3142
: Oui, oui, les americains, tres stupide, tres gauche, tres je ne sais pas, il n'y a no words for it.
nessachan: lol
* Zup ponders the possibility of a baby winning...and how that'd affect Brianna and Ricardo's relationship...
: Passez moi mon pallette et smock. Vite! Je suis naked without mon pallette et smock!
Nyperold: 1432
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 28/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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: Oh, look at that. One chick just isn't enough for that dog, is it?
TalkingDog: 2341
Goosey: Je favor vous pallet
ThePhan: 2341
Zup: 3241
Goosey: like my fake french?
Maryam: 2341
Gharlane: 2314
Goosey: 3214
nessachan: 3214
Nyperold: 2341
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 29/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: 4231
nessachan: 3412
Zup: 4213
Goosey: 2341
: Morning yet, Ralph? // No, still dark out, Fred.
ThePhan: 4321
Nyperold: 3421
Gharlane: 3412
Maryam: 2143
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 30/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: 1342
Maryam: 1423
ThePhan: 1432
Goosey: 1342
Goosey: Here we sit like frogs . . . on . . .um . . .some other frogs . . .
Nyperold: 1423
LaZorra has entered.
Zup: 3142
nessachan: 2341
: Your tai chi is no good. You must find your center. Only then can you be the Master of the Monkey Fists.
* LaZorra <-- Master of Monkey Fists.
Zup: I can't get enough of the pug in the beret.
Gharlane: 1423
TalkingDog: It's frogs all the way down.
Gharlane: TD: LOL
Sam: TD: LOL!!!
ThePhan: LOL
Nyperold: Frogs of Hanoi.
: Are you smart enough to solve the Towers of Frognoi?
Goosey: And on this frog . . . there was a frog . . .the prettiest frog . . . that you ever did seee. OOH, the frog's on the frog, and the frog's on the frog . . . . um . .
gremlinn is back.
gremlinn: 1243
Sam: LaZ: I think you have to rank.
LaZorra: OH!
LaZorra: 1234
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 31/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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Gharlane: Alpaca
Goosey: 2431
gremlinn: 2431
TalkingDog: 4213
Zup: 2431
Maryam: 4231
LaZorra: Shaved alpaca != cute.
ThePhan: 2431
Counterpoint: Hm. 4 looks vindictive in thumbnail but adorable in zoom-in.
nessachan: 1432
Gharlane: 4231
LaZorra: 4231
: Findez moi le bon bon!
LaZorra: Chocolate is bad for dogs, Monsieur.
: Stupide Americaine, vous tellez moi, un francais, about le food? LE HAW HAW HAW! LE LOL! LE LOLOLOLOLONS!
* LaZorra is going to use "LE HAW HAW HAW" sometime.
Nyperold: 4321
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 32/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
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TalkingDog: Awww.
Counterpoint: Tiny deer.
: I've heard of dog food, but this is ridiculous.
TalkingDog: 1324
gremlinn: 1234
Maryam: 3124
nessachan: 3124
Gharlane: 2314
Zup: 1234
ThePhan: 1234
LaZorra: 2341
TalkingDog: Oh!
TalkingDog: 1234
Sam: TD: Just noticed the deer?
TalkingDog: I didn't even see the deer.
TalkingDog: Yeah.
Sam: hehehe
Counterpoint: I didn't even realize that baby deer were that small.
Counterpoint: I've seen many in my backyard, but never that tiny.
Sam: Maybe they're just huge horses.
Maryam: That's probably something like a dikdik.
Maryam: A naturally tiny deer.
LaZorra: The horses are cute enough to make that picture rank first. ^_^
Nyperold: 3124
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 33/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
ThePhan: 3421
TalkingDog: 2341
gremlinn: 3142
Nyperold: 3214
Maryam: 4321
Gharlane: 3241
LaZorra: #2 looks like a pair of bunny slippers.
nessachan: 4132
Zup: 3421
: Come on, LaZorra, lemme play with your hair, lemme play with your hair....
LaZorra: Nooooooo, it's still attached to my head!
Gharlane: 
: That ain't the only dog to jerk a girl around.
LaZorra: 3142
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 34/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) 
(2) (3) 
(4)
TalkingDog: AAAAA!
Counterpoint: AAA
LaZorra: Uhm.
gremlinn: 4321
Counterpoint: Cujo!
Maryam: 2431
nessachan: agggh
TalkingDog: 2341
ThePhan: #4 is reacting to #1.
Maryam: LOL
Zup: TP: Overreacting, more like it.
Gharlane: 2341
Zup: 2341
nessachan: 4132
ThePhan: And #2 is saying, "What? There's a scary dog behind me, you say?"
ThePhan: 4231
gremlinn: Are those birds dead?
Maryam: grem: No no, they're resting.
: No, *I* have the biggest facial features! // No, *I* have the biggest facial features! // I got the widest eyes! // I got the widest eyes *and* the widest mouth! // No, *I* do....
TalkingDog: All the better to EET YOR HED with, my dear.
: NOW YOU TALKING, TALKING DOG
LaZorra: LOL
Nyperold: 2431
LaZorra: #3 is blissfully ignoring the whole thing.
LaZorra: 4132
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 35/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4) 
gremlinn: 1342
TalkingDog: 3124
Maryam: 3124
ThePhan: 1342
Counterpoint: 1 looks coolly aristocratic.
Gharlane: 1342
Zup: 1324
nessachan: 3214
Goosey: 3214
Randy: 1324
LaZorra: 1324
Nyperold: 3124
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 36/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) 
(3) (4)
TalkingDog: 2143
Maryam: 1234
Goosey: 2431
ThePhan: 1234
LaZorra: LOL at #3.
Zup: 2143
gremlinn: 1234
nessachan: 3142
Gharlane: 2413
: I SMOOSH YOR HED
: NO, I EET YOR HED
: NO I SMOOSH YOR HED
: I EET YOR FOOT
: I SMOOSH YOR FOOT
ThePhan: LOL
Goosey: LOL
Maryam: LOL
* LaZorra cracks up.
Zup: PICTORAL OVERLOAD
Randy: 1234
Nyperold: 2341
Zup: Which, btw, is better than a pectoral overload.
Randy: Right
: Speak for yourself, mate!
Gharlane: Cue the bodybuilder, heh.
Goosey: mmm
LaZorra: 1423
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 37/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) 
(2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 2134
TalkingDog: 2314
Maryam: 2314
Zup: 3124
ThePhan: 2314
Gharlane: 3241
nessachan: 4213
LaZorra: I EET YOR BUNNEH
Goosey: 3214
: Look, I don't think CPR works on the EAR, woman.
Randy: 2314
Goosey: It's a rabbit, not a flute
Nyperold: 2314
LaZorra: 3421
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 38/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) 
(2) (3) 
(4)
Maryam: 3214
Goosey: 1324
LaZorra: MINI PONIES!!!!!!
ThePhan: Urgh.
gremlinn: 1342
ThePhan: 3124
Sam: 3142
TalkingDog: 3241
Zup: 3124
LaZorra: 3214
Counterpoint: LZ: Is that a pony colt?
Gharlane: 3412
nessachan: 1423
Counterpoint: Or foal? Is there a difference?
Randy: 3124
LaZorra: Cp: It's a mini horse foal, yeah.
Sam: Foal is any baby. Colt is male.
Counterpoint: Oh.
LaZorra: And filly is female.
ThePhan: Coltess is female.
Goosey: Filly is female
ThePhan: Or, well, maybe not.
LaZorra: hehe
nessachan: BABY HORSIE!
Goosey: Colt is 42
nessachan: =)
: I believe the male is called a jerky.
Goosey: Or glue.
: Yeah, but the female is called a floozy.
* Goosey is appalled at herself
Nyperold: 3124
LaZorra: A horse can be considered a colt or filly until they are about two years old, but they're only a foal for a few months.
Randy: I have a cousin named Colt.
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 39/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) 
(2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 3142
TalkingDog: 4132
Counterpoint: That duckling wore the wrong legs this morning.
Maryam: Aww, I don't normally give priority to birds, but #1 is just too cute.
Gharlane: 3412
Zup: 1432
Maryam: 1432
Goosey: 1432
: Ducklings are cute, aren't they? But imagine a hot summer's day after a cool night. They're out of the water, they run hot. They dive to cool off, and they're cold. They come up, and they're hot. They dive down, and they're cold. Hot, cold, hot, cold. It's no way to live.
LaZorra: Also, I have the odd feeling that I missed an important development in this relationship.
nessachan: 2431
LaZorra: 1423
ThePhan: 4123
Counterpoint: LZ: It's unclear what precisely caused it.
Maryam: LZ: They came in this way.
Goosey: Bicker bicker bicker
Randy: 1423
Goosey: That's what we get for choosing them based on looks alone
Zup: Goosey: And forcing thme to do things together.
Goosey: True. Arranged marriage.,
Nyperold: Well, we thought we were just choosing hosts. They decided how to proceed from there.
Goosey: They apparently brought a lot of baggage, though
Zup: Brianna, Ricardo: Be quiet back there! I WILL turn this chat around!
Nyperold: 4312
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 40/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4) 
ThePhan: 3142
Maryam: 3124
TalkingDog: 1423
gremlinn: 4123
Goosey: 2341
Zup: 4312
Nyperold: 3412
Gharlane: 4123
LaZorra: Is #2 being dipped in hair gel?
Randy: 4312
Randy: Or motor oil?
LaZorra: 1342
nessachan: 3241
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 41/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 1324
Maryam: Uh oh, this is a tough one.
gremlinn: 1243
ThePhan: 3142
Maryam: 2134
Goosey: 4213
ThePhan: 1342
Maryam: Wookit dose eeyyyyeeessssss, awwww.
Zup: 4321
Goosey: lol
Gharlane: 4231
Maryam: Ok, I got that out of my system.
nessachan: 2431
LaZorra: 4213
Gharlane: Tough round there.
Nyperold: 3124
Randy: 3241
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 42/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4) 
Maryam: 3412
ThePhan: 3412
Zup: 4132
Goosey: 4321
TalkingDog: 3412
gremlinn: 3142
Counterpoint: Cold Chihuahuashake.
Randy: 3412
Gharlane: 1432
Randy: hehe
nessachan: 2341
Nyperold: Chihuahua, with cream and two sugars.
Nyperold: 3412
LaZorra: 4321
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 43/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 4231
Gharlane: 2431
Nyperold: 3421
TalkingDog: 3421
Goosey: 3241
Maryam: 2341
ThePhan: 4321
LaZorra: BUNNY TONGUE
nessachan: 4321
Zup: 2341
: Me? Oh, no...no, I'm fine. You just go ahead and do what you're doing. I'm not taking mental notes. I'm not studiously remembering your face for some unforeseen future date. Some future date that might be soon, might be late, but will come...will inevitably come, oh yes.
LaZorra: 2431
Randy: 4231
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 44/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 4213
Maryam: 4213
Gharlane: 4132
Nyperold: 4213
gremlinn: 2413
Goosey: 4213
Zup: 4123
ThePhan: 4231
LaZorra: 4132
nessachan: 3241
Randy: 4213
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 45/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 1432
ThePhan: 2134
Maryam: Hey look, we're nearly done with the first round.
Nyperold: 1342
Goosey: 1234
gremlinn: 1324
Nyperold: YES.
Maryam: 2134
Gharlane: 1342
Zup: 1234
LaZorra: Maryam: And to think, I was worried I'd miss the whole thing.
nessachan: 1432
LaZorra: 3241
Randy: 2134
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 46/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 4321
Goosey: 4312
Nyperold: 4321
: Oh, look, Ricky. A cute little puppy. Why, that dog is just so cute, he looks JUST like you!
Gharlane: 4321
ThePhan: 4312
gremlinn: 3241
LaZorra: Are those . . . what ARE those in 2? Foxes?
Sam: LaZ: Those are kids.
LaZorra: Sam: Oh! Okay!
Maryam: LOL Sam.
ThePhan: LOL
Maryam: Fennec foxes, it looks like.
Randy: 3421
Maryam: 4321
: Come on, guys? You know I'm a stud muffin. Check me out. Check out this hot rod of a hot bod, ladies.
Gharlane: Bad hair cut, guy.
Goosey: yeppers
Randy: awww
: *I* think you look awesome, acapolka man.
Maryam: LOL!
ThePhan: Heheh
Zup: 3412
LaZorra: 1243
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 47/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
LaZorra: 3412
TalkingDog: 4132
Nyperold: 4312
gremlinn: 1423
Maryam: 4312
Goosey: 4312
Gharlane: 4321
ThePhan: 4132
Goosey: Baby Hippo!!!
Zup: 4132
Randy: 4132
nessachan: 2341
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 48/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 1243
Maryam: 2143
ThePhan: 1243
Nyperold: 1423
gremlinn: 1243
: I just need a straw, dude. Not a HOSE.
Gharlane: 1243
nessachan: 1243
LaZorra: #2: NOM NOM NOM
Randy: 1243
LaZorra: 1324
Zup: 4213
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 49/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 1432
: Hey, LaZorra. Nice to finally meet you.
Nyperold: 1342
LaZorra: Erm. Hello?
Maryam: 4132
Sam: (That's a coati.)
TalkingDog: 4132
LaZorra: Oh! LOL!
Gharlane: 3412
* LaZorra feels rather silly not recognizing it, heh.
nessachan: 3412
ThePhan: 1432
: Now that's an adorable little bunny. Bunnies are fickle creatures, though. Must come from living in a Brianna patch. I mean briar -- a briar patch! Oh, heh heh heh. What an amusing verbal gaffe.
Randy: 1432
LaZorra: 3412
Zup: 1432
CuteBot: Tournament Round #1, Heat 50/50. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
* LaZorra completely cracks up at #3.
Maryam: 1324
Nyperold: 1423
ThePhan: Don't you HATE it when your dog floats away just as you try taking a picture of it?
Maryam: I believe that's the bottom portion of a cat.
ThePhan: 1423
Gharlane: 1243
: DIE DIE DIE
Goosey: 1243
gremlinn: 1423
TalkingDog: 1234
LaZorra: 1243
: OHHH, that DOES it! I've had enough of your smarmy playboy attitude. You've been playing me from the start. 'Oh, Brianna,' you say, 'Oh, I don't know what I'd do without my little luvalumpkins!' I didn't realize you were talking about your skank girlfriend waitress at the bistro.
: Who, 
?
: Yes, ! I saw you making googly eyes at her all through dinner!
: You have got to be joking.
nessachan: 1342
Randy: 1423
LaZorra: Brianna: Googly eyes are the only eyes anyone CAN make at her, judging from her expression.
Maryam: LOL
* Goosey sneezes <--- is allergic to bickering
Zup: 2134
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CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 1/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
LaZorra: 3124
ThePhan: 2314
TalkingDog: 2314
Nyperold: 2143
Gharlane: 1234
Goosey: 1234
Zup: 4321
gremlinn: 3124
Sam: 3241
Maryam: 1234
Randy: 3214
nessachan: 1324
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 2/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Randy: 1243
LaZorra: 4213
Maryam: 4213
gremlinn: 4213
Sam: #3 is being dipped in plaster, I think.
Gharlane: 4312
ThePhan: 4123
Sam: 2314
Zup: 1432
TalkingDog: 4132
Nyperold: 4213
nessachan: 4213
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 3/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Maryam: 4213
Nyperold: 2413
gremlinn: 2413
Randy: 4213
LaZorra: 4312
ThePhan: 2134
LaZorra: #3 looks like he's having the snot squeezed out of him.
Gharlane: 4123
TalkingDog: 2143
: Weirdest eucalyptus tree I've ever seen.
nessachan: 1243
Zup: 4213
TalkingDog: Did anyone else watch Noozles way back when it ran on Nickelodeon?
nessachan: TD: I did
TalkingDog: Yay!
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 4/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 2341
LaZorra: 2413
TalkingDog: 2431
Maryam: 3421
Randy: 2314
Gharlane: 4213
: Everybody in the room was staring at ! Who wouldn't -- she refused to close her mouth all night. Of course people were staring at her! Staring at how WEIRD she was!
: Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, and I suppose you were ONLY chatting up 
to contemplate how 'weird' SHE was for holding a rear view mirror up to her butt everywhere she goes? Oh yes, I SAW you and HER. Having a nice private conversation in your dressing room, 15 minutes before the pageant!
ThePhan: 2341
Nyperold: 3241
LaZorra: BUSTED
nessachan: 2134
Zup: 4231
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 5/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
ThePhan: 2413
TalkingDog: 2143
gremlinn: 1432
Maryam: 4213
Nyperold: 1234
Randy: 2143
Gharlane: 2134
LaZorra: #1: One of these things is not like the other.
Zup: 1243
LaZorra: 2134
nessachan: 2143
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 6/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 4312
TalkingDog: 4321
gremlinn: 4132
Zup: 4132
LaZorra: 4321
Randy: 3412
ThePhan: 3421
Gharlane: 4231
nessachan: 3241
Goosey: 2143
Nyperold: Renowned for its small size, the chihuahua can quite easily fit Russian nesting dolls within.
Sam: hehehe
Nyperold: 4321
Maryam: 1432
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 7/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
ThePhan: 1423
gremlinn: 1324
: Ivy happened to be checking for a tear! She thought she tore a hole in her bikini when she sat down!
: Oooooh, Ivy! It has a name! Ivy! Pray tell, Ricaddo von Stupidvermin, who is Ivy?
Maryam: 1432
Nyperold: 4132
TalkingDog: 1423
Goosey: 2413
Zup: 2143
Gharlane: 2413
LaZorra: 1243
nessachan: 2341
Randy: 1243
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 8/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 3124
TalkingDog: 3142
Gharlane: 3142
ThePhan: 3412
gremlinn: 3214
nessachan: 3412
Maryam: 3142
LaZorra: 3241
Nyperold: 3214
LaZorra: ARMADILLO
Randy: 3421
: You should see what else I yakked up. Ginger ale EVERYWHERE.
LaZorra: LOL
Gharlane: LOL
Zup: 3412
Goosey: 1342
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 9/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 1234
Randy: 1423
Maryam: 1324
Gharlane: 3241
Nyperold: 1234
ThePhan: 1432
LaZorra: I can't possibly decide between #2 and #3.
TalkingDog: 1234
nessachan: 4123
Goosey: 4321
LaZorra: Both are seething images of barely-restrained fury.
Randy: CHOOSE. But choose wisely.
Zup: 3214
* LaZorra reads too much OOtS.
Randy: hehe
LaZorra: 1423
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 10/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 3412
ThePhan: 2314
TalkingDog: 2314
: Ivy is my little sister.
: ...
Goosey: LOL
TalkingDog: Ooooo.
LaZorra: Suuuure she is.
Nyperold: 2341
Maryam: 3412
nessachan: 4213
Gharlane: 3142
Goosey: 3421
Gharlane: Tough round, heh.
Randy: 4321
LaZorra: 3412
Zup: 1243
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 11/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 4231
gremlinn: 2314
Randy: 4321
Maryam: 2134
ThePhan: 3142
LaZorra: 2134
* Goosey resists the urge to give relationship advice
Nyperold: 4123
nessachan: 4321
Zup: 2431
Gharlane: 2431
Goosey: 1243
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 12/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Goosey: 4312
Gharlane: 4123
ThePhan: 4312
gremlinn: 4321
Nyperold: 3412
LaZorra: I would ask to see a birth certificate if I were you.
Randy: 4132
Maryam: 4312
TalkingDog: 4312
nessachan: 1432
Zup: 4123
: BWAHHAAHA, oh, great one. Your sister. You can't do better than that?
Goosey: Brianna's going to feel terrible if he actually proves it
Zup: And Ricardo's goosey is cooked, if it isn't true.
* Goosey maybe wouldn't mind being cooked by Ricardo? O.o
Sam: Who are we waiting on?
LaZorra: #3: "No, I haven't the foggiest idea who got into that stuff. I don't know why it's all over my face."
gremlinn: LZ.
Sam: LaZ: That was very close to my caption for that picture before you came in.
ThePhan: LaZorra hasn't rated yet.
LaZorra: Me, sorry.
ThePhan: Because she was commenting. Hehe.
LaZorra: 4312
LaZorra: 
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 13/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 2314
TalkingDog: 3241
nessachan: 3214
Gharlane: 3214
Zup: 3124
Goosey: 1432
Maryam: 2431
ThePhan: 3241
LaZorra: 3421
Randy: 2314
Nyperold: 3421
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 14/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3)
Maryam: 213
gremlinn: 132
Nyperold: 132
Zup: 321
: She IS my sister, and you can meet her tonight if you like. AND her husband, 
. I was going to take you home to meet my whole family. Ivy came down here to talk before the pageant because she was nervous about meeting YOU.
Maryam: LOL
LaZorra: . . .
ThePhan: Eesh. Ivy married a bit out of her league, didn't she?
Gharlane: Hehe
Sam: TP: IVY! LEAGUE! IVY LEAGUE! That's a joke, son! A flag-waver!
Nyperold: Ivy? League? Heh.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: 'Twas accidental.
Randy: LOL
: ...She was?
nessachan: 231
Goosey: Not like she had REASON or anything . . .
Goosey: Because Brianna's so NICE and EASY to get ALONG with . . .
Randy: 132
Goosey: 123
LaZorra: Wow, a body like that and she can't do any better than Stuck-in-an-Aquarium-With-a-Shark Man?
nessachan: I'm sure he cleans up very well
Gharlane: 321
LaZorra: 123
Sam: You're built too low! The fast ones go over your head! I keep pitchin' 'em, and you keep missin' 'em! You gotta keep your EYE on the BALL! ............ EYE! BALL! EYEBALL! I almost had a gag, there. Joke, that is.
Zup: Samhorn Legsam, you're a hoot. Maybe more of a crow, though.
ThePhan: 132
LaZorra: Brianna: Remember, he didn't even know you would be the one to win before the pageant happened.
Maryam: LZ: Maybe they mean tonight's pageant?
Sam: LaZ: He's talking about today's Cute Pageant.
LaZorra: LaZ: Oh, maybe. But I doubt it.
LaZorra: Er.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: LZ is talking to herself...
Maryam: LOL
LaZorra: I think I meant to address that to Maryam.
Randy: uh...
Sam: LOL
Goosey: LOL
Gharlane: LOL
Zup: LOL
LaZorra: Sam: Always an excuse.
Sam: LaZ: Their relationship is dysfunctional enough without adding our own misunderstandings to their troubles.
TalkingDog: 123
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 15/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Nyperold: 2431
Randy: 2143
TalkingDog: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...
Gharlane: 2134
Zup: 2431
gremlinn: 2134
LaZorra: 2341
ThePhan: 2314
Goosey: 2314
nessachan: 3214
TalkingDog: 2134
Maryam: 2314
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 16/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Goosey: 2 wins!
TalkingDog: 3412
gremlinn: 4132
ThePhan: 1342
LaZorra: #3 exhibits a rather more violent form of the "I Gotcher Nose" game.
Goosey: 3124
nessachan: 1432
Maryam: 3412
Nyperold: 3241
Zup: 1324
Randy: 4132
Sam: #1 haven't gotten as far along with the kissing thing.
Gharlane: 4312
: Yes, I'd talked you up so much, it made her self-conscious about making a good first impression. I guess she didn't want to come across as a suspicious, overreacting, trigger-happy fool.
: Oh.
nessachan: Bot Drama
* Goosey is hooked . . .Bots of Our Lives
Zup: Soap Botera.
LaZorra: 3241
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 17/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 4132
TalkingDog: 4123
Nyperold: 1432
Maryam: 2143
LaZorra: 2413
Randy: 4123
nessachan: 4231
ThePhan: 4123
Goosey: 2431
Gharlane: 2431
Zup: 1423
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 18/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 1342
Maryam: 1342
ThePhan: 1342
TalkingDog: 1432
LaZorra: 1342
Nyperold: 3142
Sam: LaZ: #2 is a panda. I think you missed when I said that earlier.
gremlinn: I think it's a Chia Pet.
Maryam: Sam: It doesn't make it any cuter.
LaZorra: Sam: WEIRD.
Sam: Maryam: No. but I think it's fascinating that they start out like that.
TalkingDog: 1342
nessachan: 2341
Goosey: Now Brianna needs to say she's sorry and will love him forever, and Ricardo will say he forgives her and he's having her baby . . . wait . . .um . .
LaZorra: LOL
Zup: 1243
Gharlane: 4123
Goosey: 4321
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 19/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
ThePhan: 3421
TalkingDog: 2341
: Well...well...well what about Sexsi, then, huh? Who's that, your cousin? Ha! Didn't think I knew about her, did you? Don't think I don't know why you were late for our date at the movies last night! I saw you with her!
gremlinn: 2341
Gharlane: 2341
Nyperold: 3124
Maryam: 4123
* Goosey groans
Zup: 3241
nessachan: 4213
Zup: Brianna: Hey, when you go looking for problems, you find 'em. No guy's perfect, after all.
nessachan: it happens to a lot of girls
Goosey: 3241
LaZorra: 3241
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 20/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Maryam: 3124
gremlinn: 4231
LaZorra: 3124
Nyperold: 3421
Gharlane: 3412
Goosey: 3124
TalkingDog: 3214
nessachan: oh so difficult
LaZorra: #4 is weird. And reminds me of a children's book cover.
nessachan: 1423
Zup: 3214
ThePhan: 3214
Nyperold: "Hee hee hee! I'm soooo glad my uncle Rat let us do this!"
LaZorra: Nyp: LOL!
Kysle: 3124
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 21/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 1234
Kysle: ALPACA!
Maryam: 1423
Goosey: 3412
Nyperold: 4123
: My turn to ask the questions, Brianna. Don't think I don't know why you've been so aggressive at interrogating me! You know I saw you with yesterday afternoon!
TalkingDog: 4213
Kysle: 2431
Zup: 3421
ThePhan: 1432
nessachan: 3142
Gharlane: 4321
LaZorra: 4312
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 22/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 2143
* LaZorra thinks the piggy is actually very cute.
Goosey: 3241
Nyperold: 1243
Maryam: 2413
Kysle: 3214
ThePhan: 1243
Kysle: LaZ: After watching Babe I wanted a little pig for so long.
nessachan: 1324
LaZorra: Kysle: Aww, hehe.
LaZorra: I know someone who had a pet pig. That thing got HUGE.
TalkingDog: 2413
nessachan: a lady here had several and they got gigantic
LaZorra: 1324
* Goosey thinks Brianna should give up and get a pet piggy
Gharlane: 1324
Crystal109 has entered.
Zup: 1342
Crystal109: Woohoo I get internet! =)
Crystal109: 3214
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 23/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 2341
Nyperold: 2341
gremlinn: 4213
Kysle: Is that dog teasing us?
Kysle: 2431
Goosey: 2431
Crystal109: 3421
Zup: 1342
Maryam: 3124
: Who me? Ha ha! Uh. Yeah, I guess I remember that chick. I have so many admirers, who can remember them all? Ha ha!
: You stay out of this, stipple nipples.
LaZorra: . . .
ThePhan: 1324
LaZorra: 1234
Gharlane: 4321
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: Stipple . . . nipples . . .
nessachan: 1342
Maryam: Stipple nipples? LOL
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 24/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
ThePhan: 2134
Maryam: 1243
Nyperold: 1243
LaZorra: 1234
Gharlane: 4132
Crystal109: 2413
Goosey: 1234
Kysle: 4123
TalkingDog: 4123
gremlinn: 2413
nessachan: 2431
* Goosey thinks the alpaca looks like a Q-tip with legs
Kysle: Hehe. Elephant Q-tip?
Goosey: yep
Zup: 1234
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 25/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Nyperold: 4132
gremlinn: 3124
ThePhan: 1432
: Well, Brianna? How about it?
Gharlane: 2413
Maryam: 3412
TalkingDog: 1324
Zup: 4132
nessachan: 1243
: For your information, is an insufferable clown. I was trying to get away from him, and if you were there, you could have helped me out. What were you doing, spying on me?
Goosey: 4321
Crystal109: 2431
Kysle: 4231
Crystal109: LOL LOL What happened to Brianna's clothes?
LaZorra: 4312
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 26/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
ThePhan: Oh, ugh.
gremlinn: 2134
LaZorra: SNAILS ARE NOT CUTE KTHX
Goosey: 4321
ThePhan: 4123
Zup: 3421
nessachan: 4231
Nyperold: 1243
Crystal109: 1432
Gharlane: 4312
TalkingDog: 3421
Maryam: 4321
LaZorra: 2413
Crystal109: Naked mole rat?
Sam: Panda
Goosey: Crys: baby panda
LaZorra: Baby panda, apparently.
Crystal109: Psh. I was talking about 3, tyvm.
Nyperold: Still a panda.
Crystal109: Oh, really? O_o
Crystal109: Huh.
Sam: Yeah, both are pandas. In fact, they're the *same* panda.
LaZorra: Really? Wow.
LaZorra: That is one ugly panda.
Kysle: 4312
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 27/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 3241
Goosey: 2314
Gharlane: 3412
LaZorra: I love #2 to death.
Nyperold: 4231
ThePhan: 4321
TalkingDog: 4321
: And what if I was? Maybe I figured you needed spying on. Hey, if you can flirt with a stranger at the bistro right in front of my eyes, who's to say what you do when I'm not around??
nessachan: 2341
LaZorra: 2341
Crystal109: 4321
Maryam: 2431
Kysle: 1324
Zup: 4213
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 28/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 3421
Gharlane: 4213
Crystal109: 1342
Maryam: Argh.
LaZorra: 1234
Kysle: 4123
ThePhan: 2134
TalkingDog: 4213
gremlinn: 3142
nessachan: 1342
Goosey: Why don't you two just break up and be done with it? Sheesh . . .
Nyperold: 1342
Zup: Goosey: They have to make up before the end of tonight though.
Crystal109: Goosey: No, no, no! They're in the middle of their relationship. They need to fight, and then they'll kiss and make up!
Zup: 2431
Goosey: 1243
Maryam: 1243
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 29/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 4321
ThePhan: 2314
Nyperold: 4123
Gharlane: 2431
Goosey: 4321
nessachan: 3124
: 
and his wife happen to be old family friends! He cured my mother of cancer twelve years ago! Besides, it wasn't right in front of your eyes. was right in front of YOUR eyes.
Crystal109: 2341
Zup: 2134
Maryam: 1234
Goosey: I hate bickering . . . really.
Kysle: 3412
LaZorra: 3241
Kysle: Does getting a pet strengthen the bonds of love?
Crystal109: Can you imagine Brianna and Ricardo's kids?
Crystal109: And I can't get over the Paint job Brianna got. =P
Goosey: Oh, gark, their kids will be in therapy until . . . forever
Zup: Goosey: It's still better than the cutesy stuff we had last time.
Goosey: zup:lol really?
Zup: Goosey: Oh yeah. Read the transcript from Friday. You'll puke.
* LaZorra is with Zup.
Sam: It's great how people in love are so much less tolerable than people who hate each other.
LaZorra: LOL
Crystal109: LOL
Sam: Something's wrong with that.
gremlinn: Yeah.
Crystal109: We're more attracted to drama.
gremlinn: Jealousy?
Crystal109: Why else do people rubberneck a crash on the highway?
LaZorra: It's more . . . real, somehow.
Goosey: Well, gooshy I can make fun of. Bickering just makes me want to slap people around
nessachan: dramallamadingdong
TalkingDog: 4312
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 30/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 3412
gremlinn: 2431
Maryam: Ok, this is hard.
Crystal109: 3142
Crystal109: PANDA.
Counterpoint: Why is that panda in someone's house?
Nyperold: 1324
Zup: 3124
ThePhan: 1342
LaZorra: 2143
: Yeah, but-- *blank stare*
: Yeah, but what? Yeah, but you're a foolish man? Yeah, but you owe me an apology? Yeah, but you're making a total idiot out of yourself?
: Yeah, but what about 
, huh? Explain THAT one! You were with him at the spa yesterday!
Kysle: 4123
Gharlane: 4213
Maryam: 2341
Goosey: 3421
nessachan: 4231
Maryam: LOL
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 31/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 2341
Kysle: It ATE it's way inside
Crystal109: 2134
LaZorra: 2134
Gharlane: 2314
Zup: 1423
Kysle: 2341
TalkingDog: 2314
Maryam: 3214
ThePhan: 2134
Crystal109: It got very, very hungry.
Nyperold: 2431
Goosey: 1234
Maryam: Mistook that railing for bamboo.
nessachan: 2134
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 32/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
ThePhan: 1342
Gharlane: 4231
TalkingDog: 1342
Crystal109: Wow, 1,2,3 = cute.
LaZorra: 4132
Crystal109: 1342
Kysle: 1324
Maryam: 1432
LaZorra: I still say that's the most violent form of "Got Your Nose" I've ever seen.
Sam: LOL
Sam: GOT YOUR...FACE!
LaZorra: Yes!
gremlinn: 2431
Goosey: 4312
Zup: I'm still waiting for Brianna to pull out the big guns; revealing that Ricardo's been seeing Juanita or Muscle Lady.
Goosey: LOL
Nyperold: 3124
nessachan: 4132
gremlinn: I alone like the frouse.
Zup: 3124
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 33/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3)
TalkingDog: 312
gremlinn: 132
Maryam: 312
Kysle: 312
Gharlane: 132
Crystal109: 123
LaZorra: 132
LaZorra: 12
ThePhan: 132
Nyperold: 231
LaZorra: 123
LaZorra: 321
LaZorra: 123
: Good grief. already has a girlfriend -- a Spanish girl. She and I go there all the time. She met him there. I still go, he still goes. We're FRIENDS.
Zup: 123
Goosey: 123
[Sam->LaZorra] You're the Spanish girl, of course.
nessachan: 231
CuteBot: Tournament Round #2, Heat 34/34. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 1432
Crystal109: 1234
Maryam: 1234
LaZorra: 1324
Gharlane: 1234
Nyperold: 1234
Goosey: 1234
TalkingDog: 1243
LaZorra: #1 is AWESOME.
Kysle: 1324
Zup: 1234
Crystal109: What is #2?
nessachan: 2413
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Crystal109: Science = OVERLAP.
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CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 1/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 3421
gremlinn: 2413
Goosey: 2314
Nyperold: 3214
Crystal109: 3421
Maryam: 3142
Gharlane: 2143
Kysle: 3421
nessachan: 3142
Zup: 2413
LaZorra: 1342
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 2/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 3124
Crystal109: 1432
Maryam: 3241
Nyperold: 3124
: Oh, yeah, right, and do you always run around taking bubble baths with naked friends?
: HE WAS WEARING A BATHING SUIT!
Kysle: 3241
LaZorra: 2341
TalkingDog: 3421
Gharlane: 2431
Goosey: 4321
Zup: 3421
nessachan: 4312
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 3/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Maryam: 2431
Kysle: 2431
gremlinn: 2134
Goosey: 2413
Crystal109: 2431
: Not that it's any of your business, but some of the guys played a joke on him and dumped some bubble bath in the jacuzzi. Buried him in soap suds in seconds. It was funny, and that's all it was. I wasn't even involved -- I was swimming laps at the time!
: Oh.
LaZorra: 2143
TalkingDog: 3241
Nyperold: 4231
Gharlane: 2143
nessachan: 2134
Zup: 1243
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 4/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Gharlane: 4213
Maryam: 2413
gremlinn: 1423
LaZorra: 4123
Nyperold: 3241
TalkingDog: 3124
Gharlane: All of these are cute.
Kysle: 2134
Crystal109: 1342
Counterpoint: 2 looks too smug to me.
Zup: 1423
Crystal109: I'm currently trying not to squeal in a common room full of LOTS of people.
Goosey: 2341
nessachan: 2143
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 5/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 4231
Gharlane: 1324
Maryam: 2413
: There, are you SATISFIED now! There are no more aspects of my personal life you'd like to look over and approve of? Because I still want to know who this SEXSI person is! I saw you in the street KISSING her, and DON'T tell me she's your OTHER sister, because it WASN'T that kind of a kiss!
Zup: 3412
TalkingDog: 3124
Nyperold: 4321
Kysle: 4312
Goosey: 3142
Crystal109: 3124
LaZorra: 3241
nessachan: 1342
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 6/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Crystal109: 1324
Maryam: 4132
Nyperold: 2143
gremlinn: 2134
Goosey: 4321
: Huh?
: YOU HEARD ME!
TalkingDog: 1423
Kysle: 4312
Gharlane: 4213
LaZorra: 2314
Zup: My schooling is paid for, so I say, might as well go for broke, eh? Even with four classes a term ,I still have some spots open for fun classes.
Sam: LaZ: LOL
nessachan: 2431
Sam: 2431
Zup: 4321
Crystal109: I'm on the quarter system. Good? Bad
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 7/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
: I have no idea who you're talking about. Sexy?
: SEXSI! 
! S-E-X-S-I, as if you weren't examining her shirt closely enough to know! I saw you with my own eyes. Up close, even -- you were so busy tongue wrestling her, you didn't see me walk right up to you to make sure I hadn't mistaken you for somebody else!
Maryam: 4132
LaZorra: Brianna: She's his kissing cousin, duh.
Crystal109: 3241
gremlinn: 1423
Nyperold: Sexsi, the girl with the Pepsi logo parody shirt.
TalkingDog: 1432
Gharlane: 1243
LaZorra: 2431
nessachan: 1432
Nyperold: 1234
gremlinn: Sexsi isn't.
Zup: 1342
Kysle: 1234
Goosey: 1432
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 8/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 3241
Goosey: 1324
Maryam: 2143
: Brianna, I really don't have any idea--
: DON'T LIE TO ME! After all you've done to me, you worthless piece of SCUM, I...I.... YOU WEREN'T EVEN TRYING to be discreet, were you? No shame at all -- just have an affair right out there in the open! Doesn't matter! No big thing! It's only BRIANNA! She doesn't matter!
: What are you--
: JUST ADMIT IT! Stop INSULTING me! I'm not an IDIOT. I SAW YOU.
Gharlane: 3124
Zup: 3421
TalkingDog: 1432
LaZorra: 4123
gremlinn: We need to get them a counselor.
Kysle: 2143
Counterpoint: 1342
Nyperold: 1432
nessachan: 4321
Crystal109: 1342
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 9/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Counterpoint: 1342
Maryam: 3214
* Goosey tries to stuff the alpaca down Brianna's mouth to let Ricardo get a word in edgewise
LaZorra: 1324
Crystal109: 1432
* Zup edges away. A woman scorned, and all that.
Nyperold: 4132
: Zup! C'mere, Zup! Let me sit in your lap. Ah, much more comfortable. HMPH!
Counterpoint: 1324
Goosey: 1234
Kysle: 3214
* Crystal109 just burst out laughing.
LaZorra: Oooh.
Zup: WHOA
gremlinn: 4132
Gharlane: 3124
* Zup sits uncomfortably as Brianna makes herself comfortable.
Zup: 1342
nessachan: 3214
* Gharlane hopes Zup isn't allergic to that toxic purple dye that Brianna used on her shirt.
gremlinn: Purple? Looks blue.
Crystal109: It's purple.
Zup: Looks blue to me.
TalkingDog: It's GameCube purple.
gremlinn: Tiebreaker. Blue or purple?
Zup: And, i think I would know.
nessachan: I would say it's more like cornflower
nessachan: but looks blue to me
gremlinn: Well, it's not away/back purple, anyway.
TalkingDog: Actually, it's different depending on my viewing angle. LCD and all...
Crystal109: All of you are colorblind. =P
Kysle: Yeah... it's bluer than blue.
Crystal109: It's blue-purple, okay?
Maryam: Looks more purple than blue to me, but it's really sort of in between.
Goosey: It's um . . .indigo
gremlinn: Indigo is for sissies.
Sam: TD's right. On my laptop screen, it can be purple or blue, depending on the viewing angle.
Sam: It's a very dramatic change, too, with only a slight angle adjustment. VERY blue to VERY purple.
TalkingDog: 2134
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 10/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 3412
Kysle: SO CUTE
: Brianna, I'm sorry for every misunderstanding that's happened here tonight. I'm sorry for suspecting you of cheating on me. But I swear to you, on everything we have ever meant to each other--
: Yeah, like that's anything.
: --WHICH IS MORE than I thought any other person would EVER meant to me -- I swear to you, I don't know who this Sexsi person is, and I've never even *thought* of another woman since I met you.
: ...
Maryam: 1324
LaZorra: 3124
Crystal109: 1234
Counterpoint: 2314
Goosey: 3241
* Goosey applauds Ricardo for being the first to apologize!!
Kysle: 1324
Nyperold: 1243
* LaZorra prepares for pukeworthy-ness again.
TalkingDog: 1342
Zup: 3421
* Zup is too close to the battle to be nauseated, although he is in pain.
nessachan: 4312
Zup: She sat on my beesting!
Goosey: Zup:ew
Counterpoint: Zup: Ugh, bees.
LaZorra: Zup: There are some things that gentlemen keep to themselves.
Zup: LaZ: Huh? I just got stung by a bee on my leg yesterday...what's so gross about that?
Gharlane: 3241
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 11/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3)
Maryam: 312
Sam: 321
Goosey: 321
Zup: 312
Nyperold: 321
Sam: 312
LaZorra: 231
TalkingDog: 312
Sam: 132
nessachan: 132
Kysle: 231
gremlinn: 132
Sam: The snail would be an awesome co-host.
LaZorra: hehe
nessachan: hehe
Gharlane: 312
Crystal109: 132
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 12/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 3241
gremlinn: 1342
gremlinn: I keep thinking #4 just had a milk bath.
Nyperold: 1432
gremlinn: Or maybe is going to be used to paint a wall white.
Kysle: 4123
Gharlane: 4321
* Crystal109 still thinks #2 looks like a naked mole rat.
Goosey: 4321
LaZorra: 1342
Zup: 1243
: If you could have only been honest.... *tear*
Crystal109: 3142
: You're a real scumbag, you know that? *leaves*
Goosey: oooooooh
LaZorra: Oooh.
Zup: Burn.
nessachan: 2431
Maryam: 1243
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 13/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 3124
Zup: 1432
: Brianna! ..... *sigh*
Gharlane: 2413
Maryam: 4231
Nyperold: 1342
nessachan: 1432
gremlinn: 3142
* LaZorra wonders if that's a "Tune In Next Time" cliffhanger.
Crystal109: 3124
Goosey: 2341
Crystal109: LaZ: Heh. I wouldn't be surprised.
LaZorra: 2134
Counterpoint: With a twist. Who's Sexsi?
Crystal109: It's like...a whole side-story.
nessachan: next time on Days of Our Bots
Zup: As the Bots Turn...
LaZorra: The Young and the Botless.
Nyperold: General Hotspital?
Kysle: 3142
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 14/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 1423
Maryam: 1342
LaZorra: 1243
Crystal109: Ew. What is number 4?
Nyperold: 1423
Crystal109: 1324
Zup: 1342
: Oh. Uh. Howdy, folks. Right, there's a pageant going on. I forgot.
Goosey: 1432
Gharlane: 4231
Goosey: Hey, Ricardo. Rough day?
TalkingDog: 4132
nessachan: 2341
: *covers left eye, to hide the teardrop welling in the corner*
Kysle: 3421
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 15/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Maryam: AAH ALL THE WET CATS
TalkingDog: 1342
Goosey: 1234
Maryam: 4132
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: 4123
Gharlane: 3214
gremlinn: 4231
Crystal109: With a SNAIL.
Crystal109: 1342
nessachan: 1234
Crystal109: 2 really scared me.
Nyperold: 3214
Zup: 4312
: Yeah, so, uh...*choke*...We're down to round 3. Pretty soon we'll have it...narrowed down to...some...a bit...fewer....
LaZorra: Aww.
Kysle: 2134
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 16/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3)
Kysle: 123
Zup: 312
Gharlane: 132
Nyperold: 213
TalkingDog: 132
Goosey: 132
gremlinn: 213
* Goosey hands Ricardo a cookie
Maryam: 132
* gremlinn hands Ricardo a glass of milk for that.
* Crystal109 gives Ricardo some milk, too. Got milk?
Crystal109: LOL gremlinn beat me again.
: Thanks, Goosey. But I don't feel very well.
Crystal109: 321
* LaZorra would hug Ricardo, but is awkward with things like that, so she just pats him on the shoulder instead.
LaZorra: 231
* Zup gives Ricardo a bearhug.
* LaZorra stabs her brains out. What the hell is she doing sympathizing with the guy?
nessachan: 132
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 17/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: Don't mind the cat hairs.
Zup: Why not?
Crystal109: 3421
TalkingDog: 3124
Goosey: Poor baby.
Maryam: 1423
Kysle: 2134
: No, that's ok, thanks. I'm all right, really. Why would anything be the matter with me?
gremlinn: 3124
Nyperold: 1432
Zup: 1342
* Goosey gives Ricardo a shoulder rub
Gharlane: 1432
nessachan: Poor Ricardo
LaZorra: 1342
nessachan: 2314
: Just because the woman you love sees you doing something you didn't do and storms out on you...heh...all in a day's...something....
Crystal109: Ricardo: Work.
Zup: Wrok.
Crystal109: Wok!
Nyperold: ok!
gremlinn: Take it like the picture of a man you are.
Sam: grem: LOL
LaZorra: Yeah. It's totally possible for someone to see you doing something you didn't do.
Crystal109: And it's totally possible to love a woman after what, a week?
: I just don't understand what she was talking about.
Crystal109: Ricardo: Get used to it.
LaZorra: Mmhmm. Your doppleganger, no doubt.
Gharlane: Maybe someone stole your identity?
* Goosey wonders who Brianna DID see if it wasn't Ricardo?? Long-lost twin?
Crystal109: Ricardo's EVIL twin.
Zup: Ricardo's evil stepson from the future morphed to look like him in order to make sure the marriage takes place, no doubt!
Goosey: Maybe you and this other guy use the same plastic surgeon. And he ran out of ideas?
nessachan: maybe she had sand in her eye
Zup: Duh! The guy with Sexsi had his hand over his left eye!
Sam: Zup: LOL LOL
Zup: That's a mistake anyone could make.
: Who didn't rank? Somebody didn't rank. Not that it matters.
: Crystal: Wok, huh? Yeah, I could go for some ethnic food.
TalkingDog has been sent away by Sam.
TalkingDog has been hauled back by Sam.
* TalkingDog is a yoyo.
Goosey: 1234
CuteBot: Tournament Round #3, Heat 18/18. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Sam: There we go.
Goosey: lol
Nyperold: 1324
Crystal109: 1234
Maryam: 3412
TalkingDog: 1243
Goosey: 4123
Gharlane: 4213
gremlinn: 2341
LaZorra: 2431
Zup: 4213
nessachan: 4231
Kysle: 3124
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: Tournament Round #4, Heat 1/10. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3)
gremlinn: 213
Crystal109: 231
TalkingDog: 132
TalkingDog: 123
Nyperold: 213
LaZorra: 123
Gharlane: 213
Zup: 321
nessachan: 213
Goosey: 231
Kysle: 321
: So, uh...lessee, we're on to round 4, ten heats to this round. I think Sam forgot to configure the bot to eliminate a higher percentage of the first round's entries than normal, as he did for the King and...Q-Queen pageants...so this is taking approximately forever. But that's ok. We're hardcore. We can take it.
Maryam: 231
CuteBot: Tournament Round #4, Heat 2/10. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3)
Kysle: 213
gremlinn: 231
Nyperold: 132
TalkingDog: 213
Crystal109: 123
: Aww, look at the cute little kitty. Her eyes are just like...*sniff*...Bria--my co-host's eyes. Except Brianna's were--are brown, and...you know...round.
Gharlane: 213
Maryam: 213
Zup: 231
Goosey: 213
nessachan: 312
CuteBot: Tournament Round #4, Heat 3/10. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 2143
TalkingDog: 3214
Nyperold: 3214
Maryam: 3142
Gharlane: 4123
Kysle: 1342
Zup: 4132
Kysle: TOO CUTE
Goosey: 1342
Maryam: I don't actually get what's cute about that bunny. Its face is shaped all wrong.
nessachan: 1243
CuteBot: Tournament Round #4, Heat 4/10. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
TalkingDog: 1432
Gharlane: 4132
Zup: Ricard: Man up a little, why don'cha.
Kysle: 2413
Zup: 3142
: Yeah. Women, right? Can't live with 'em. Can't live with 'em.
Maryam: 4132
Goosey: 1432
Zup: Ricardo: spoken like a man.
Nyperold: 2413
nessachan: 1432
Goosey: He said "man up" not "pig up" hon
gremlinn: 1423
Maryam: I have a feeling #2 will end up the least cute.
CuteBot: Tournament Round #4, Heat 5/10. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 4123
Maryam: 1423
Crystal109: 3241
nessachan: Ricardo: Maybe you should get a nice Great Dane
Nyperold: 2134
Zup: 2413
: You know what I feel like? When this tournament is over, I'm going to...*gulp*...eat fatty foods.
Maryam: Uh oh.
Crystal109: -Gasp- You're going to....GAIN WEIGHT?
: I'm going to have...bacon bits on my salad!
Crystal109: Absolutely horrible!
Goosey: Don't do it Ricky!!!
Kysle: 2431
TalkingDog: 3421
Gharlane: 4312
Zup: Ricardo: Hey, why don't get some Ben and Jerrys and then GO GAIN SOME WEIGHT, WHY DON'CHA? Huh? huh?
Zup: And after than, you can read some Danielle Steel! Man up, gosh dang it!
: I know how you feel, dude. Ha! Well -- actually I don't! Women don't tend to dump me. I don't think they have the nerve!
Goosey: Stipple: I'd dump you, if you deserved it
: But, uh, you know, I feel for you, man.
Goosey: 4312
: Thanks, Stipple. I'd really rather be alone with all these people right now, though, ok?
Zup: Ricardo: You and me both, man.
: Right, right. Well, I gotta run anyway. Places to go...babes to baby me...you know how it is.
Zup: *cough*overcompensating*cough*
* nessachan falls asleep waiting for next round
Crystal109: Who didn't rank?
Gharlane has been sent away by Sam.
Gharlane: Sam, I voted, hehe
Gharlane is back.
Sam: Who hasn't rated?
Kysle has been sent away by Sam.
gremlinn has been sent away by Sam.
Kysle is back.
Goosey is away.
Goosey is back.
gremlinn: I think the long tournament is taxing people's attentions.
gremlinn has been hauled back by Sam.
Crystal109 is away.
Crystal109 is back.
TalkingDog has been sent away by Sam.
TalkingDog is back.
Sam: I don't get it.
Crystal109: nessachan?
gremlinn: Send everyone away.
nessachan has been sent away by Sam.
CuteBot: Tournament Round #4, Heat 6/10. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: Oh, you got it.
Crystal109: There we go.
Goosey: 1324
TalkingDog: 4123
Crystal109: 1423
Gharlane: 1324
Kysle: 1324
Maryam: 1324
gremlinn: 2413
Zup: 2134
Nyperold: 1324
nessachan: 2413
CuteBot: Tournament Round #4, Heat 7/10. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3)
gremlinn: 312
Crystal109: 123
gremlinn: 321
Nyperold: 213
Gharlane: 312
Goosey: Now I have a great mental image of Sam throwing people out of a room, then dragging them back in muttering, "no, wasn't them . . .no . . . nope . . . not that one . .
Kysle: 213
Maryam: 312
nessachan: er
TalkingDog: 321
Sam: Four more rounds, and it'll be the finals. Or should be.
Zup: Sam: heats?
Sam: Heats.
: I'M in heat, baby. Check me out.
Goosey: EW!!!!!
: Go away, bone dog. I'm playing fetch.
Zup: 132
nessachan: 231
Goosey: 321
CuteBot: Tournament Round #4, Heat 8/10. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3)
Maryam: 231
gremlinn: 312
TalkingDog: 213
Nyperold: 231
Gharlane: 132
Kysle: 231
Goosey: 231
nessachan: 132
Zup: 231
CuteBot: Tournament Round #4, Heat 9/10. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
gremlinn: 1423
Maryam: 2314
: Heh. Look at all the...chicks.
Zup: 4231
Gharlane: 2431
nessachan: ducklings!
Nyperold: 3214
Zup: Ricardo: And the ducklings. Don't forget the ducklings.
Goosey: 4321
nessachan: make way for ducklings
Kysle: 3214
Zup: Oh, wait, you were implying something else. My bad.
nessachan: 3241
* Goosey used to be a gosling
TalkingDog: 3124
CuteBot: Tournament Round #4, Heat 10/10. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 4321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Kysle: Aww
TalkingDog: 1234
gremlinn: 3421
Goosey: 1234
Maryam: 1342
Gharlane: 2413
Kysle: 1324
Nyperold: 3421
Zup: 1243
nessachan: 2134
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: Tournament Round #5, Heat 1/2. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 54321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
Sam is back.
LaZorra: 12435
Gharlane: 21354
Maryam: 42153
Nyperold: 43251
Goosey: 25341
Sam: 41235
gremlinn: 25134
Counterpoint: 34125
Zup: 12543
Crystal109: 23451
nessachan: 32451
Counterpoint: 34125
TalkingDog: 42351
: I wonder who will be our third...well, maybe second...co-host....
Kysle: 42531
CuteBot: Tournament Round #5, Heat 2/2. Rank these images from cutest to least cute (e.g., 54321; how you rank your own entries will be ignored):
CuteBot: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
LaZorra: 15324
Maryam: 54321
gremlinn: 51432
Gharlane: 23145
Crystal109: 23154
Sam: 32154
TalkingDog: 32514
Nyperold: 54132
Kysle: 15342
Goosey: 32514
Zup: 24351
Goosey: Happy hippo!
nessachan: 42153
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: is eliminated.
CuteBot: The cutest of the tournament:
CuteBot: The least cute of the tournament:
CuteBot: It's a tie! The winners are: Gharlane, LaZorra, Kysle, Nyperold, Maryam, gremlinn, Randy, Counterpoint, ThePhan, CuteBot, Crystal109, Sam, TalkingDog, nessachan, Zup, Goosey.
Kysle: Yay!
Crystal109: YAY KITTY.
Goosey: YAY!!!
Nyperold: CuteBot wins, too!
TalkingDog: KITTY
gremlinn: Wow, that dog did not deserve that fate.
Goosey: Yes he did. He's an evil dog.
Zup: Dog and cat, how very original.
: Is it safe to come in?
: Sure, kitty. Come on up here.
* Crystal109 loves kitty.
: I wanna stay here.
nessachan: cuuuute kitty
Goosey: Yay kitty!
: Ok, kitty. You do that. What's your name?
* Zup wonders what that cat's name is.
: My momma told me not to talk to strangers.
LaZorra: awwww
Crystal109: Eeeeeeeee. So CUTE.
Crystal109: Here, kitty kitty kitty, here kitty kitty.
Maryam: Awww kitty.
Gharlane: 
* Goosey sits quiet and holds out a piece of tuna for the kitty
: But it's ok -- you're hosting the tournament with me! You should tell everybody your name so they know what to call you.
: Well...
: Yes?
* Zup holds out some catnip.
* nessachan sneezes
* Gharlane dangles a string
: My name is Archibald K. Birdkiller.
Counterpoint: Archie!
Goosey: Ooh, can we call him Archie?
: That's quite a large name. What's the K stand for?
: Kitty.
: Oh, of course.
LaZorra: LOL
TalkingDog: KITTY
nessachan: awe archie
Maryam: I bet that's Darien's middle name too!
LaZorra: Maryam: AHHH LOL LOL LOL
Zup: Hey, Ricky, you could use Birdkiller here to get back Brianna! That plan is foolproof!
nessachan: no girl can resist a cute kitty
Zup: Women like cats; this cat likes you; Brianna is a woman; therefore, Brianna will like you! My logic is unassailable!
: Listen, would you mind...would you mind it if I used you as a kleenex?
LaZorra: . . .
Counterpoint: Ewww.
nessachan: I'll give you a kleenex if you need one that bad ricardo
: You're a very weird man.
: But ok. Kittens are supposed to be comforting.
nessachan: No Archie! Don't do it!
: Thanks, Archie. *HHHHHHHHHHHONNNNNNNNNNNNK*
LaZorra: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Zup: Ker-nasty.
Counterpoint: Wet kitty photo.
nessachan: some kids just won't listen to good advice. :(
LaZorra: Dangit, Archie, now you're going to end up getting a bath like those other poor cats.
Goosey: ew. Now you will have to lick his snot off your fur . . . or take a BATH
: Tell you what. Let's you and me go find some catfood and a litterbox and scratching post and all the toys you can...toy with. How's that?
nessachan: water is good too
: Deal.
TalkingDog: KITTY
Crystal109: YAY for ARCHIE.
Zup: It's lucky that the pet we elected can talk. I mean, that must be a one in a million shot.
