The following is a list of the Best Closing Line nominees for RinkAwards 2000. Note that these lines may appear out of context, and you may need to consult the full archive to get a sense of their appropriateness and humor.

The Admin War of the Ages	Mousie: <Spit> Gasp! <Gag> Pbwhhhhh! NEXT TIME, ASK. And make sure I'm not drinking Gatorade.
Adventures With Uploading	Sam: So as you can see, it's pretty user-friendly.
Bleeding Excessively	eric: wow! that's funny! in a sad, twisted way, of course
A Flash In the Eye	Brunnen-G: Unless Dave is trying to attract female *owls*, of course.
Safari	eric: hey! he took my wallet!
Tired By So Much Late	Brunnen-G: * Brunnen_G draws a blank. It is a masterpiece. It looks just like a blank.
Wreakers of Things	Leen: Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!! Hungee!!!!