Jerry Maguire Directed by Cameron Crowe 1996 Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard Tom Cruise Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent. Boss, Girlfriend, Friends You're fired. I'm leaving you. You suck. Tom Cruise I will solve my life crisis by discovering my inner self. (discovers inner self) Boss, Girlfriend, Friends I'll double your salary. Let's get married. You rule. Tom Cruise Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent. THE END