The Horse Whisperer Directed by Robert Redford 1998 Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard Kristin Scott Thomas I'm obsessive-compulsive, my daughter broke her leg, and I don't love my husband. Robert Redford, you can save us all if only you'll fix our horse. Robert Redford Ok, but you're annoying. (Robert Redford STARES at the horse, thereby making it ALL BETTER.) Kristin Scott Thomas I love you. Robert Redford I love you too. Bye. THE END