#221

• What do you give a sick bird?
• Tweetment.

#222

• Why are elephants gray?
• So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

#223

A married couple where each has a doctorate degree is a paradox.

#224

• What's the difference between a duck?
• One of its legs is both the same.

#225

• Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?
• He wanted to work overtime.

#226

• Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?
• Because it was too cold out tide.

#227

A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, "Get me a beer and a mop."

#228

• What's small red and goes up and down?
• A tomato in an elevator.

#229

• What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?
• A Dairy Heir.

#230

• What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?
• Decalfinated.