Our Favorite Quotes
- "You mean that deaf hermit?"
- "I'll have to admit, that's pretty sharp."
- "Ooo, nasty paper cut."
- "I fik yuur buffig."
- "Spit it out!"
- "I'm not sick of you two!"
- "Thab wubsn't a verby funb gambe!"
- If the universe wanted its physical laws to evolve with the changing whims
of lowly writers, then so be it.
- "AAAHH! I'm a man!"
- "I have a nemesis, too, you know."
- "I don't like to look bad."
- Perhaps the citizens of this world had elite visionary powers.
- "Hush up! I've merrily ignored that!"
- "DARIUS YOU BONE HEAD, YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE!"
- "What, you didn't think I ran this place all by myself, did you?"
- "OHHHH, good heavens have I got a wind burn!"
Back to the Table of Contents.