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Convention V: Tagline


For all the thought and discussion about what the RinkUnion V tagline was going to be, there was no obsessively repeated phrase, as there was at prior RinkUnions. Alas, it looked like RinkUnion V would be the first to go without an official tagline, until it was pointed out much later that, "Is that the tagline?" -- asked by many, during discussions about the tagline -- fits the mold as well as any prior RinkUnion tagline.

But there were many candidates that never quite caught on. Arguably the forerunner was, "Bill Clinton is the RinkUnion," which was MegaHal's randomly generated reply to a question about how he was doing at the RinkUnion.

Another forerunner was, "I killed you with my microwave," a reference to one of the giveaways, a pencil sharpener shaped vaguely like a very small microwave. The joke was that it was a "Switch Microwave," because releasing a small catch would cause it to snap open -- a deadly weapon in the wrong hands.

More crudely, one possibility was, "Let me know when you're finished pooping," first spoken by Amy to her months-old son Matthew during a coincidentally quiet moment. I had scarcely finished objecting to a scatalogical tag line when "I have to go to the bathroom!" entered the race, that quote being a family joke at my brother's expense, though good-naturedly.

At the last minute, I thought "Fuego!" (the Spanish word for "fire") would be a good candidate. It was Tim the Enchanter's selection for favorite word, and there was much shouting of it later, when I fired up the grill for lunch on Sunday.

But when all was said and done, "Is that the tagline?" was surely the most oft-repeated phrase of the weekend.


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