Danger On Paradise Island: Chapter 1

Kalimeris: what
asterismW: Woo!
Maryam: Oooh.
Ticia: Oooooooh!
* SirDude grabs some popcorn and Sprite
: We're almost there. The island's just coming into view now.
* 10Kan makes helicopter sound effects.
: This your first time flying in a helicopter?
: How'd you guess?
Kalimeris: AHH HOT SUIT GUY
asterismW: Yay! Suit guy!
* 10Kan cheers!
Crystal109: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! YES HOT SUIT GUY.
Maryam: LOL Crys, that came out even better with the filter.
: I can always spot a first timer. Must be the whites in their knuckles.
: Heh.
Kalimeris: *falls in love*
Crystal109: Kali: MINE.
asterismW: Suit Guy's not afraid of ANYTHING.
: What's your name, son?
: Cody. Cody Baxter.
Crystal109: CODY.
asterismW: YAY CODY!
Kalimeris: NOT YOURS BACK OFF. Hmph
: Nice to meet you, Cody.
Crystal109: Kali: MINE MINE MINE.
Crystal109: I saw him first so there. =P
asterismW: Crys/Kali: MINEMINEMINEMINE.
Kalimeris: Noooooo!
: Do you fly out here often?
Kalimeris: WE WERE MEANT TO BE!
Crystal109: asterism/Kali: NOOOOOOOOO.
Kalimeris: MY NUMEROLOGY REPORT SAYS SO.
10Kan: I've never actually witnessed the creation of fangirls before. This is fascinating!
SirDude: 10Kan : Agreed.
Nyperold: Ah, the miracle of fanlife.
: Here and there. Not usually to this particular island. Private, you know. But we got a call from the owner of this place, who hired us to taxi a few guests like yourself out here.
NessaChan: I'm a fangirl for trenchcoat boy
Crystal109: Trenchcoat boy?
Maryam: Yeah, the trenchcoat guy's the real hottie.
Kalimeris: I'm also a fan of that apple-man.
NessaChan: yeah, he's in the supporting cast
Crystal109: Oooh.
NessaChan: he was robbed!
Kalimeris: No, suitguy always wins.
Kalimeris: I mean Cody.
: Ok, here we go. You've got a beautiful day to spend on an island like this, let me tell you.
: Yeah -- I guess so!
Crystal109: I <3 Cody.
asterismW: YEAH WELL HE'S AN ARIES LIKE ME SO THERE.
Kalimeris: CODY AND I HAVE THE SAME HAIR COLOR
Kalimeris: We're obviously meant for each other!
Crystal109: Kali: Nope nope.
: That does it. You have a great time, ok? Just radio me when you want to come back.
Kalimeris: It's like the EXACT SAME SHADE, I swear!
: Thanks! I'll see you then.
: Nice kid. I hope he has a good time.
* Kalimeris steals Cody
asterismW: HE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU BOTH. HE'S MINE I SAY.
Kalimeris: Nooooo
: Well...big empty beach. What now?
Crystal109: Pretty beach.
10Kan: He must feel awfully silly, out on a beach in a suit and tie.
Kalimeris: It'd be naughty if he didn't have a suit and tie.
: Good morning, sir.
10Kan: EEK!
Maryam: aiee
asterismW: Yoda!
Crystal109: EEEEEEW.
: Uh---hi! Sorry, you startled me.
Ticia: Scary
10Kan: "I wAtCh ThE PlAcE wHiLe ThE mAsTeR iS aWay!"
Kalimeris: MANOS HANDS OF FATE or whatever
Randy: MANOS
10Kan: Yep!
: Did not mean to startle. Can take luggage?
Nyperold: I can has luggage?
asterismW: Nyp: LOL
: Oh, I've got it. Just a couple changes of clothes. Suits just like this one, actually.
asterismW: YAY CODY'S SUITS!
: I'm Cody.
Crystal109: Codyyyyyyyyyy.
: *bows* I welcome you, Cody.
: My name is Mrityunjay Darji.
: Mrij--un--?
10Kan: (The first y is silent)
: Mrityunjay. But perhaps it would be better if you just called me Jay.
Nyperold: Oh you can call him Ray. Or you can can him Jay Ray.
Crystal109: Ray Jay sounds cooler though.
Kalimeris: Or Scott.
Kalimeris: We can call him Scott.
10Kan: Sir Walter Scott!
Kalimeris: Sir Walter Scott Jayray
10Kan: Because he's really auld.
: That doesn't sound Chinese.
Crystal109: LOL LOL not even close to a Chinese name.
: Is not Chinese. Mrityunjay is Nepalese.
: Oh, uh...sorry....
: Come this way. You must wish rest.
: Where are we going?
: Patience, my friend. You shall see.
Crystal109: Oooh I like the scenery.
asterismW: What is Cody doing on this island, anyway?
Maryam: aster: We shall have to find out!
NessaChan: thrilling!
10Kan: Sam: Cody Baxter merchandise. You're sitting on a gold mine here.
Kalimeris: I'D BUY IT ALL
asterismW: I'LL PAY MORE.
Crystal109: I'LL PAY EVEN MORE.
* Crystal109 keeps Cody in her gallery to stare at whenever she wants to.
asterismW: I CAN OUT-PAY CRYS AND KALI.
Crystal109: asterism: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY. MRAWR.
Kalimeris: YOU CAN NOT
Kalimeris: CODY LIKES ME FOR ME
asterismW: Crystal: I'LL AHCK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND YOU WON'T HAVE ANY MONEY AT ALL.
Crystal109: asterism: THAT WON'T WORK BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE HAHAHA.
* TalkingDog sets M&Ms on fire. And throws them at the crazy yelling people.
Randy: TD: LOL!
asterismW: Crystal: HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTBID ME THEN?
Kalimeris: CODY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MONEY!
Kalimeris: HE WANTS MEEEEEE
Sam: GIRLS. IF YOU KEEP SCREAMING ABOUT CODY, THE GUYS ARE GOING TO KILL HIM.
Ticia: ...
* Crystal109 shuts up immediately.
* asterismW doesn't say a word either.
Kalimeris: Wah.
Sam: LOL
SirDude: Sam : Nice.
* 10Kan sits in the background sharpening an axe.
: So, uh...do you own this island?
: *smile* No. Was hired to welcome guests.
: Oh.
* asterismW doesn't squeal CODY!
Crystal109: I need to stop feeling excited everytime Cody comes on.
Kalimeris: Me too.
10Kan: Man. I need to dress up more often.
: How many other guests are there?
: You are first guest. Ah...we are here.
: This...this is where we're staying?
: You like?
: Do I!
: Wow...do you live here?
: Only while here to welcome guests. This way.
: Can offer refreshment?
: Oh, no thanks. Maybe later.
: Will show to room, then.
: Wow...whoever owns this place must be rich!
: Suppose so. You would like to rest for while?
: I'm too excited. If you don't mind, I'd kind of like to look around the island.
: Will be happy to show.
Crystal109: That's really nice scenery.
Maryam: Crys: The environment, or Cody?
Crystal109: Maryam: Er. Both, actually.
asterismW: Maryam: LOL
Kalimeris: It's totally cody, but we aren't allowed to talk 'bout him anymore.
: So how do you break into the welcoming business, huh?
: When asked to do job, say yes. *smile*
asterismW: By the way, Sam, I think it's really clever to show different scenes of the hotel or whatever, to show how the characters are walking around.
Sam: aster: Thanks! I'm glad it's working out well.
: Can I ask you a question?
: Has not asked to ask question yet. *wink*
: *blush*
asterismW: Aw, Cody blushed. But I totally did not just remark on that.
: Well...how old are you? I mean, usually this kind of job would be something somebody like me would have to pick from.
: Must be certain age to welcome guests?
: Well..no...I mean--
* Sam googles for Cody fan pages. Weird! None yet!
: How many years is Cody?
: I'm nearly 15! My birthday's next Friday!
Crystal109: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Kalimeris: Noooooo
Crystal109: SAM IS EVIL.
Kalimeris: I'm 18, that's just creepy
* Sam laughs and laughs and laughs.
Maryam: LOL LOL
NessaChan: Wow, Cody looks old for 15
10Kan: Crystal: Your love must WAIT!
* Maryam is cackling.
Ticia: LOL LOL LOL
Randy: LOL
Crystal109: YOU GUYS ALL SUCK.
Crystal109: Oh, well. At least there's only a 3 year difference for me. Bwahaha.
Kalimeris: I can still pretend.
Crystal109: Kali: We can both pretend haha.
Kalimeris: Yes!
* 10Kan arrests Crystal for conspiracy to corrupt a minor.
Crystal109: 10K: But but I'm not the only one!
NessaChan: So how old is Jay, 35?
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'famous: He is apparently a big boy.' by TopicBot.
Crystal109: LOL that is so appropriate.
: Hey, listen, I'm sorry if I was rude, asking that. I just--
: ....................whoa.
10Kan: Don't push him off, Jay! He's so young!
: Beauty of nature take breath away, whether 15 or 99.
: You're 99?
Nyperold: No, he's 66. You're listening to him upside-down.
10Kan: He's a level 99 Gnome caretaker.
Maryam: LOL 10K
Crystal109: Cody: =(
asterismW: He CAN'T be 15. Sam, I hate you so much.
Crystal109: Sam, you suck majorly.
Kalimeris: Sam is a dream crusher. DREAM CRUSHER! Hmph.
: Yes. 99 years. Birthday is day after tomorrow.
: You'll be 100??
: If fate is willing.
10Kan: Just don't retire, Jay! The guy who's about to retire always dies!
Kalimeris: Who invites a 15 year old boy to an island?
: But that's great! We have to celebrate! When the other guests get here, we'll have to throw a party together!
: *chuckle* Cody, am not 100 yet.
: But you will be! You must be so proud -- what an accomplishment!
: Cody, all one have to do to be 100 is not die. What you do with life before death is what important.
Ticia: Cody is SOOooooo 15. Look at that baby face.
Maryam: Ticia: Agreed.
asterismW: He just looks young!
Kalimeris: Nooo. He's definitely more... 17!
Ticia: 15
Crystal109: Noooo, 18!
Kalimeris: I'd go with 18.
asterismW: Ah well. Everyone says I look that young. We can still be together.
NessaChan: he has stubble though
Maryam: Nessa: Hrm, you're right.
Ticia: Sam says he's 15. QED
Sam: Almost 15.
Ticia: 14!
Crystal109: Nooooooooo.
: Come. Must rest. Other guests arrive soon.
: You said your name was Mr...Mritun--
: Mrityunjay.
: Does that mean anything?
: *laugh* It mean me!
: Aw, you know what I mean.
: Yes, Cody -- know what you mean. Maybe I tell you some day.
10Kan: It's Nepalese for "the butler did it"
Sam: 10K: LOL
Kalimeris: It's Nepalese for: "You aren't really 15"
Nyperold: 13, then?
Kalimeris: Wahhh Nyperold, no.
Randy: CODY IS HIS SON!
Sam: LOL. Yeah, he fathered Cody, a white guy, at age 84.
: So, what do you know about the other guests we'll be having?
: Know very little. Did not know you until you arrive.
: I mean, all I know is I got a letter from Mr. Spilk, saying he was a friend of my father's, and would I like to spend a week at his new hotel, just before the grand opening. All expenses paid -- the letter had a check in it and everything!
10Kan: He gave him a check to pay for his expenses? SUSPICIOUS.
asterismW: 10K: That's what I thought!
: So this place is going to be open for business soon, huh?
: Guess so. Do not know. Was hired for this week only.
: Cody stays week in summer in strange place with strange people? Must have left sad girl behind.
: Oh, uh...*blush*...'fraid not. Girls don't seem to cross paths with me much.
asterismW: That's cuz you're still in HIGH SCHOOL.
Kalimeris: He can cross my pathhhhh wahhhh
Crystal109: Sam: YOU SUCK SO MUCH.
10Kan: Maybe his parents live in a lighthouse or something!
: No girls? Young, handsome boy. Enthusiastic manner. What is wrong with girls where you live?
: Oh, it's not that...it's just...I don't know. Whenever I try to talk to girls, I just sort of fall all over myself. I hate it, really. But I always feel like such a fool.
Ticia: Awww, poor Cody.
Kalimeris: Aww, he's BASHFUL.
NessaChan: poor cody
10Kan: CODY YOU ARE NOT A FOOL!
Crystal109: CODY I'm here for you.
asterismW: I'll teach you to be suave, Cody!
Kalimeris: We love you Cody... oh yes we do...
: Ah. Yes, at 15, everybody feel like such fool.
: Yeah, but it's different with me. The girls seem so confident. Other guys don't seem to have any trouble. I just can't do it.
: Will tell Cody secret...
Kalimeris: Oh no. He's going to ruin Cody forever.
Ticia: Naw, Jay's gettin all the girls.
Kalimeris: He's going to tell him to dye his hair or something. Ahhh
NessaChan: He would make a cute chorus boy
: 15 year olds who look confident...feel like fool most of all.
: Yeah?
: People who feel most foolish, afraid to let it show.
: Thanks, Jay. That is, Mr--Mrityunjay.
: Man, this must be the life. Lounging outside by the pool. Nothing but sun and breeze. No worries.
: If have worries elsewhere, they come here with you. But yes, know what you mean.
: Ah...think hear helicopter. Must go down to beach to greet other guests.
: Oh, ok! I'll come with you.
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.
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: You two ok back there? We'll be arriving at the island in just another few minutes....

End of Chapter 1

10Kan: Yay!
Ticia: Cody, here come the PRETTY GIRLS
asterismW: Noooooooooooo
Kalimeris: Ticia called me unpretty!
Ticia: Cody has GOT to go.
Kalimeris: Nooooo
* Kalimeris grabs pitchfork and starts a riot
WhizKid: Sam: medicate Kalimeris!
Kalimeris: Drat. They're going to vote off Cody!
* asterismW will personally...uh...do bodily harm to anyone who votes for Cody.
asterismW: GREVIOUS bodily harm, mind you.
asterismW: And I'm starting with Ticia.
Ticia: I didn't say I would vote for him....
Ticia: I said he's got to go. To the bathroom. Duh.
Kalimeris: You can't murder him, he's too gorgeous!
Maryam: We're in trouble whether we vote off Cody or not. If we do, they'll mourn him the rest of the tournament.
asterismW: Maryam: YES! See? You don't REALLY want him gone.
WhizKid: Kalimeris: wash lumberjacks.
Randy: LOL
Ticia: I think gothgirl and Cody are gonna make out, before this story is done.
Crystal109: Nooooo please no.
Kalimeris: Hmph.
Ticia: Ok. Goodnight, all.
Ticia: ast, Kali: Cody is 14!
Ticia has left.
Sam: LOL LOL
Kalimeris: FIFTEEN
Kalimeris: Fourteen. Indeed.
Nyperold: Yeah, 14 1/2!
asterismW: Cody just PLAYS 14. On UBT. He's really older!
Kalimeris: He's totally 17 in real life. Totally.
asterismW: I'll just mentally add 10 years to his age.