Main      Site Guide    

Book-A-Minute Bedtime


Editor's Note

We especially recommend reading this book to unruly children.


The Tale of Peter Rabbit

By Beatrix Potter

Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard


(Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail OBEY their mother. Peter does NOT and almost DIES MISERABLY.)



THE END


Back to the Book-A-Minute Bedtime home page.