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Daisy Miller

By Henry James

Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker

Daisy Miller, you have caught my eye.

Good, let's go somewhere unchaperoned.

Now I will be flirtatious with someone else.

But I'm obsessed with you. Go home and take some medicine.

No, I don't care if I die. (dies)

Those wacky Americans. I'll never understand them.