The Beast In the Jungle
By Henry James
Ultra-Condensed by Andrew Tenga
John Marcher
I have this weird feeling something important will happen to me.
May Bartram
I am the important thing, you moron.
John Marcher
Are not.
May Bartram
Fine, be that way. (dies)
John Marcher
Aw crap, she was right.
THE END
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