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Jane Eyre

By Charlotte Bronte

Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard


(People are MEAN to Jane Eyre.)

Edward Rochester
I have a dark secret. Will you stay with me no matter what?
Jane Eyre
Yes.
Edward Rochester
My secret is that I have a lunatic wife.
Jane Eyre
Bye.
(Jane Eyre leaves. Somebody dies. Jane Eyre returns.)



THE END

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