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Beowulf

By Anonymous

Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker


Grendel
Mmmm, people, nom nom.
Beowulf
(rips Grendel's arm off)
All
You rule, Beowulf. Time for irrelevant speeches!
Beowulf
(kills some stuff) Oh dear, I'm dying. See that my funeral is as great as I am.
Wiglaf
Ok.



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