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Blackboard Bear

By Martha Alexander

Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard


Kid
Can I play?
Other Kids
No.
Kid
Then I'll feed you vile scumboxes to a kid-eating bear, and he'll devour and kill you all!
(He does. It does.)



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