This is really good bad movie. The story is about Daaaawr (which means "Dar") and his friends: Shrak (sounds like someone choking) the eagle, Ro the tiger, Kodo and Podo the animals that look like rats, and a girl that can't act.

At the beginning Dar runs from some people that want to kill him. The bad guy happens to be his brother, kidnapped by evil monks. Dar, on the other hand, was raised by cows or something like that. Well, Dar fights all the bad guys and leaves the hall without a sword. Later, with a sword on his back, he wanders through the swamps. A monster attacks him, and he barely gets away, but when the monster sees a sign on his hand, she tells him she's his LOST SISTER!

"Go now, I wish to die quietly," she says and staggers on. But that wasn't the dumb part. The dumb part starts when some witch shows everybody a gate to another world -- our world. The stupid girl meets Dar, and they travel some. At the end, the evil brother gets an atom bomb and is about to blow up the whole world, but the girl and Dar save it. Dar comes back to the real world, and the people in the fantasy world worship some car that drove through the portal from our world. Dar delivers the final punchline: "Rock-n-Roll."