It all begins with our hero, Harry, who owns a skydiving facility. Harry is messing around with Suzie, who really likes him, but her young lover, Frankie, who used to be Harry's plane mechanic, is ticked. What's that? Not confusing enough for you? Ok! Crank it up a notch!

Harry decides to dump Suzie and rekindle his romance with his wife, Beth, who is moving in on Harry's best friend, Joe. So then Frankie and Susie devise a plan to kill Harry.

Soooooo...Susie seduces an acid salesman, and they go and sabotage Harry's chute for the big night jump that is planned. He jumps, his chute fails, and SQUISH! Harry's new name: Gooey!

So, in the end, there's a big car chase, and there's even lots of planes zipping around with guns and...well...on it goes.

Rating: 3 1/2 turkeys.

Scene to watch for: Any skydiving scene. Faces flap around like there's no tomorrow.

Best line: "I feel really free, up there in the big blue sky."

Things that make you go "Huh?": Just WHO the heck is doing WHAT in this movie???

Response From RinkWorks:

Acid salesman??