In the case of a movie so singularly bad as this, plot synopsis is best left brief: huge mutant rats have taken over the sewers of New York. So what? Well, this is what: these are not regular-sized rats filmed among miniatures. They are not animation, nor are they computer-generated monster rats. No, these are -- get this -- weenie dogs in rat makeup. Dachshunds in rat drag!

This gem shows up on late night cable from time to time, and, believe you me, it's a must-see. I give it a whole truckload of turkeys.