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Posted by: Evil Dave
Date Submitted: Tuesday, June 8, 1999 at 19:17:50
Date Posted: Sunday, June 13, 1999 at 16:13:36

I accidentally picked up a DVD copy of this. I hadn't seen it and didn't remember what it was supposed to be about, so into the cart it went. This movie was so bad I broke the disk just so no one else could possibly suffer through watching this copy of it.

This is billed as a comedy. This is not dark comedy, like "Weekend At Bernie's" or "Eating Raul." It's just a long, boring, predictable movie about some incredibly pathetic and irresponsible people who deserve everything bad that happens to them, with no humor in it at all. It even fails as a tragedy in that you won't end up feeling for or even relating to any of these worthless retards at all.

A bachelor party gets out of hand and ends up with a dead stripper. They decide to cover it up and kill another man to keep the secret; then they start killing each other, and eventually the survivors are maimed/crippled in a car wreck. Oh, the bride turns out to be a pathetic murderous psychopath as well, as opposed to just a pathetic, controlling neurotic. Between these developments, the movie crawls like a puppy that's been hit on the freeway.

There, now that you know everything that happens in the movie, there's nothing to see. Don't bother. You will spend more time with your finger on the fast forward button waiting for something -- ANYTHING -- to happen other than actually viewing movie.


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