Truly an embarrassment of riches: James Earl Jones parading around in a beetle costume, Linda Blair tapdancing -- twice -- and Richard Burton staring straight into the camera uttering: "It's horrible, utterly...horrible." *We* know he meant the script. Oh, and no exorcisms.

Quite possibly the worst thing ever committed to cinema, the truly awful nature of this film is most evident when you consider that "Exorcist III" wisely started where the first left off, ignoring the fact that this movie ever happened. If only we could do the same.