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It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad Movie

By David J. Parker

Citizen Kane. Casablanca. Gone With the Wind. What do these movies have in common? They're all movies you won't find on this page. Every single movie on this page is, in some fashion, a complete stinker. And yet, these movies are not all the same. Some of them have a certain appeal to the type of people (and I count myself among them) who simply like bad movies. Sometimes I like a bad movie because it's fun to laugh at, sometimes I just like to watch something brainless, and sometimes I just like to see people make fools of themselves. If you're such a person, you've come to the right place. This film review site is dedicated to reviewing bad movies for bad movie lovers. The rating scale goes from one turkey to five turkeys. All of them equate to the lowest rating on "normal" rating scales, but the higher the turkey rating, the more I enjoyed and laughed at the movie. For more information, see my unabridged introduction.

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Latest additions: 4/15/03

[Rating:1.5 turkeys] [IMDb] April Fool's Day (1986)
[Rating:2.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Barbarian Queen (1985)
[Rating:4.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Battlefield Earth (2000)
[Rating:2.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula (1966)
[Rating:2.5 turkeys] [IMDb] The Blob (1988)
[Rating:2.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Class of 1999 (1990)
[Rating:5.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Deathstalker (1984)
[Rating:3.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans (1990)
[Rating:4.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Destroy All Monsters (1968) (aka: "Operation Monsterland")
[Rating:2.5 turkeys] [IMDb] The Evil Dead (1982)
[Rating:4.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Eyes of the Serpent (1994)
[Rating:1.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D (1982)
[Rating:1.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
[Rating:3.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Godzilla Vs. Gigan (1972) (aka: "Godzilla on Monster Island")
[Rating:2.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Godzilla Vs. Mothra (1964) (aka: "Godzilla Fights the Giant Moth")
[Rating:3.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Hackers (1995)
[Rating:3.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Hell Comes To Frogtown (1987)
[Rating:3.5 turkeys] [IMDb] House By the Cemetery (1981)
[Rating:2.0 turkeys] [IMDb] I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
[Rating:4.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Ironmaster (1982)
[Rating:3.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Jack Frost (1997)
[Rating:5.0 turkeys] [IMDb] KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)
[Rating:1.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) (aka: "Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe's War")
[Rating:4.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
[Rating:3.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Leprechaun In the Hood (2000)
[Rating:4.0 turkeys] [IMDb] The Lord of the Rings (1978)
[Rating:2.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Mortuary (1984)
[Rating:2.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Phantasm (1979)
[Rating:2.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Phantasm II (1988)
[Rating:3.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)
[Rating:2.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)
[Rating:5.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
[Rating:3.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Runaway (1984)
[Rating:3.5 turkeys] [IMDb] She (1985)
[Rating:1.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Showgirls (1995)
[Rating:5.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Sinbad of the Seven Seas (1989)
[Rating:3.5 turkeys] [IMDb] The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
[Rating:2.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
[Rating:3.0 turkeys] [IMDb] They Live (1988)
[Rating:2.0 turkeys] [IMDb] The Toxic Avenger (1985)
[Rating:1.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Virtual Combat (1996)
[Rating:4.5 turkeys] [IMDb] Wizards of the Demon Sword (1991)
[Rating:2.0 turkeys] [IMDb] Yor, the Hunter From the Future (1982)

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