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Archives: The Sting, Part III

2/22/03

On February 22, 2003, RinkChat was replaced with a complete rewrite, called RookChat, which added in a lot of new features. The old chat system, including all old account information, was disposed of, and so people had to register their usernames for the new system. A couple hours after the release, the following went down.


Dave has entered.
Dave: Uh.
Brunnen-G: DAVE!
TalkingDog: Hey, DAVER!
Rabbitlord: Hey, Dave.
Sam: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
Dave: This looks just like the old chat.
Sam: Yeah.
Robert: Dave: It's just like the old chat but... newer!
Sam: Dave: I specifically crafted this new chat to look EXACTLY like the old chat. That way there's no transition anxiety.
Brunnen-G: WAIT, Dave isn't in chat. This is some OTHER DAVE
Dave: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brunnen-G: GAH
Dave: I AM NOT DAVE
Dave: I AM STEPHEN
Dave: AND.
Dave: I.
Dave: WIN.
Sam: LOL LOL LOL LOL
Zarniwoop: HA.
TalkingDog: ROFL!
Brunnen-G: LOL LOL LOL
* Zarniwoop chokes.
Travholt: Hahahaha!
Sam: THAT WAS THE BEST EPILOGUE TO AN ARCHIVE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brunnen-G: Ok, NOW this is a great way to open a new version of chat.
* Dave didn't think he'd fool BG that long.
Rabbitlord: LOL!
famous: HAHAHAHA
flyingcats: Beautiful.
Sam: STING III!!!!!!!!!!!!
TalkingDog: ARCHIVE THAT
* Sam archives this.
TalkingDog: NOW
Rabbitlord: LOLOLOL!
Zarniwoop: REVENGE
Brunnen-G: Stephen: Stop using that name, will you? It's CREEPY.

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Dave has entered.
Dave: Hey everyone
Dave: What'd I miss?
Stephen: Dave: You suck.
* Brunnen-G wonders how long Stephen has been plotting something like that for the opening of New Chat.
Stephen: BG: I just came up with it. I rule.
Brunnen-G: I'm cursing myself that I didn't think to get in here earlier and register "Stephen".
Dave: If I'd known registered names wouldn't carry over, I would have registered all y'alls names and totally made you pay me to release them.
Dave: And I rule for working "all y'all" into a sentence.
Brunnen-G: Wow. I just now got overcome with gratitude that I didn't PM anything embarrassing to "Dave" when he first came in.
Dave: Jeez, yeah.
Stephen: BG: I was hoping you would, too.
Dave: I would have had to kill you just because, if you'd said you loved Stephen.
* Stephen came *this* close to getting Dave to TRY and kill BG, which would have ended up with Dave's death because BG could whup his @$$.
Stephen: THAT would've been an archive.


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