Archives: Hostile Takeover
Lines in italics are Leen's. She was having a bit of fun with people, and
so, it turned out, were they.
Tubba: Hi me!
Tubba: Hey, it's me! I haven't seen me for a long time.
Tubba has left.
Tubba: How am I doing?
Tubba: Aww. I left.
Tubba: Stupid me. I'm always doing that.
* Sakura is confused.
PacMan: I am soooo silly!
* PacMan bops around
* PacMan doesn't even know that he's been taken over!
PacMan: helloooo me?
PacMan: hrmph, this is no fun.
PacMan: WAKE UP PACMAN!!!!
Ghost_of_Leen: Ah well, I'll be good now. ;-)
Sakura: That was interesting.
Ayako: LEEN U AHX0RD MY CONENCTION I WULL SEDN U A VIRSU!!!!!!1111111
Issachar has entered.
* Issachar is pleased to report that his nose hairs have been trimmed sufficiently to comply with California regulations.
Ghost_of_Leen: You trim your nose hairs?
Issachar: I've never been able to persuade anyone else to do it.
Ghost_of_Leen: I thought only OLD hairy guys got nose hairs.
* Issachar is old.
Issachar: But not very hairy.
Issachar: I'm a dweeb! I'm a dweeb!
* Kiki HUGS Issachar!!!!!!!!!
Issachar: See, one receives more hugs when one's nose hairs aren't dangling in the face of the hugger.
* Kiki HUG HUG HUUUUUUUGS ISSY ISS!
* Issachar HUGS KIKIKI!!!!
* Sakura HUGS Iss!
Issachar: I shaved my legs, too.
Issachar: You rule, Sam.
Sakura: Samsama! You RULE!
Sam: I DIDN'T DO IT.
Sam: I get blamed for EVERYTHING these days.
Wes: Sam: This milkshake is melting, and I have a hunch it's your fault.
Issachar: Poor Sam. He gets unfairly credited with other peoples' witticisms.
Wes: Hey Kiki! Will you marry me?
* Ghost_of_Leen snickers.
Issachar: Mmm ... Snickers.
* Wes burns whoever's inside him. Ouch.
Kiki: Wes: ummm...... if you give me one Really Good Reason, then i will.
* Kiki is Confused by Wes now
Wes: I'm wearing a really nice sweater...
Wes: But that's becide the point, since I didn't ask you to marry me in the first place. It was the devil.
Kiki: NONONO Wes! I cannot marry you! My heart belongs to ONESTAPLE!
Kiki: wait a minute
Kiki: i SO didn't say that
Wes: Sure you didn't.
Issachar: Hmm. The hair growing out of my nipples could stand to be trimmed, too.
* Kiki reconsiders the Iss-hugs...
* Kiki thinks Sam is funny
Issachar: There is NOT long hair growing out of my ... oh, nevermind. Ptuo.
Kiki: what, only short hair, Iss?
Ayako: Just short hair?
* Kiki gives Ayako a high five!
* Ayako high fives Kiki back!
Wes: Issachar: Uh-huh. Whatever you say, blondie.
* Sam sees multiple layers of conspiracy here. Of which he is STILL not a party to.
Sakura: I doubt that.
Sakura: Sam not being part, that is.
Issachar: I'd rather discuss my ear hair, if there are no objections.
* Wes objects strongly.
Issachar: AAAARGH MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
* Kiki hopes Sam is done with her.
Sam: I HAVEN'T BEEN MESSING WITH ANYONE!
Sakura: Uh-huh. Yeah. Suuuuure.
Sam: Man. You get absolute power and a reputation for mischief, and suddenly people think you're using power for mischief.
Issachar: Well, someone has!
Issachar: I think I'll go have a jello bath now.
Issachar: Anybody want to join me?
Issachar: Fine. I am your puppet. Do as you please.
RinkChat: User Issachar has been labeled 'Puppet boy' by Issachar.
RinkChat: User Issachar has been labeled 'strings attached' by Issachar.
Sam: hmm, I'll join you Iss!
* Issachar performs his nightly ritual of rubbing aloe lotion into his earlobes.
Sakura: Pokemon is my favorite show! I watch it all the time!
Sakura: Pinkachu is my favorite.
Sakura: Possessed again.
* Wes tells Sam that if he doesn't tell him what's going on HES GOING TO LEAVE CHAT 4EVAR!!!
Monkeyman has entered.
Tubba: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MONKEYMAN.
Stephen has entered.
Stephen: Hey folks
* Monkeyman is tempted to quit his job over the GOAT fiasco.
Monkeyman: Any job that won't give me the time to finish an AGL game first isn't worth having. :-)
Stephen: MM: That's the way I feel. Also, I hate my job
Stephen: Leen still beat me to finishing it first, though.
Stephen: HEY! THAT'S A DIRTY LIE!
Stephen: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
Sam: But it's true.... :-)
Stephen: I WASN'T IN THE BETA TEST!!!!
Stephen: THAT'S HARDLY FAIR!!!!!!!
Issachar: I think you mean the BoTA test.
* Wes *hopes* it's Leen. I like it when I'm right.
* Wes dislikes it when he's wrong.
* Wes dislikes it a lot of the time.
Sam: Sorry Stephen. You're in fourth place.
Stephen: LIES! DIRTY DIRTY LIES!
* Monkeyman laughs at Stephen.
* Stephen refuses to contemplate the possibility that he rearranged his schedule to finish....... fourth
Ghost_of_Leen: But I did finish it rather quickly, so if I *didn't* do the beta test, I WOULD have beaten you!
Stephen: You wish.
Stephen: Excuse me, I must go shave my legs.
Stephen: You're right, Leen. You're a superior gamer than I will ever be.
Ghost_of_Leen: Tankoo :)
Stephen: I DIDN"T SAY THAT SHOT UP!
Wes: Leen's a better PERSON than ANY of us will ever be.
Stephen: Wes: I think so too.
Wes: Stephen: You think that and you aren't even intelligent enough to grasp the awesomeness that is Leen. But then again, none of us are.
Stephen: You know what, I might as well not even bother to TALK!
Stephen: YOURE ALL AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!
Stephen: IT'S A GIANTS CONSPIRACY!
Stephen: Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Stephen: Er. possessed!
Issachar: Toodles, fellow victims! Talk to ya's on Thursday!
Stephen: Oh wait, Iss! I need to borrow your nosehair clippers!
Issachar has left.
Stephen: Darn, I missed him.
Stephen: I SAID THAT!!!
Wes: Leen is my hero. She's everything, everything, everything, I wish I could be. Oh. I could fly higher than an eagle. Leen. Leen is the (highly pressurized) wind beneath my wings.
Sam: You know Stephen, you really should quit hitting on my wife.
* Sam thinks some admin+ possessing is happening here. Whoa.
Stephen: Sam: Okay. Please don't pound me, sir.
Stephen: Sam: What?
Stephen: This = NOT ME
Stephen: Well, that last line was
Liface: Stephen, your are sure weird.
Sam: Stephen: Leen is possessing me.
Sam: Stephen SHOT UP SIHTEPHEN
Liface: STEPHEN YOU aR BAD!!!!
Liface: SHOTT UP SAM!
Liface: HEY I DIDNT SAY THAT!
Liface: Leen is possesing me too!
Sam: Liface: YOU ARE AN IDIOT
Sam: Liface: It's not me.
Sam: Liface: YES IT IS ME YOU IDOT
Liface: SHOT UP IT IS SO!
Liface: NO YOU ARE DUMB SO BE QUIET
Stephen: All of this frightens and confuses me
* Sam would just like to make it emphatically CLEAR that he is NOT typing this line out.
Stephen: Sam: So what, you're dictating?
* Sakura is getting dizzy...
Whisper has entered.
Whisper: What is going on here?
Whisper: I would like to know, but I didn't say that.
* Tubba gave up trying to work it out long ago.
* Sakura collapses on the ground with a major headache.
Wormwood has entered.
Sam: Liface', how are you?? HAHAHAHAHA you don't have my password, because I called you Liface'!
Liface: HAHA SAM YOU ARE SO FUNNY I GOT UR PSSWORD IT IS "ILIKESTEPHEN"
Sam: No, that's Stephen's password.
Wes: Wow... Three of us with the same password?
Wormwood: No, four!
Wormwood: Hello. Hey Stephen, can I borrow your nylons?
Stephen: WW: No way. Last time I let you borrow them you just destroyed them!
Wormwood: Aw, COME ON MAN! I'll be real careful! I'll even cut my toenails first.
Stephen: Promises, promises.
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