Archives: Songs and Getting Older
9/28/00
This transcript has a handful of different subjects in it, all fun and fairly
self-explanatory, but I do want to say that it's just not fair. There wasn't
anyone present in this whole chat session that was past their twenties. That's
supposed to be YOUNG.
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been changed to 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!' by Ghost_of_Leen.
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Sam: NOBODY LEAVE.
* Ayako has left.
* Nyperold stays.
* BurgerKing DOESN'T LEAVE.
* Kiki isn't leaving
Sakura has left.
Sakura: :-P
Brunnen_G: LOL Sakura!
* Randy has to go to the bathroom...
* Brunnen_G wonders why we're not supposed to leave.
* Silvercup won't leave 'til Sam gives her permission.
Sam: Bathroom is ok.
* squidgunner ponders his existence as a nobody and questions whether he should leave, but forgets that.... hunh?
Ellmyruh: I wonder how many other admins command their chatters to stay--and are actually successful.
Tubba: I wonder how many admins know, and speak to, their chatters.
Silvercup: hurry up Sam. I gotta go to a meeting
Sam: Ok.
Kiki: why are we staying here, Sammmm?
* Sam gets everyone's attention.
RinkChat: User Tubba has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Ellmyruh has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Jimmy_Of_York has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User BurgerKing has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Nyperold has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User gremlinn has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User squidgunner has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Brunnen_G has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Randy has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Kiki has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Silvercup has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Ayako has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User b_p_e has been quieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Sakura has been quieted by Sam.
Ayako has left.
Sam: AYAKO COME BACK HERE!
Sakura has left.
Sam: Gah.
Sam: Ok.
Sam: Now.
Sam: Ellmyruh,
Sam: I have written you a song.
Sam: You and Sean, that is.
Sam: And now I will sing it.
Sam: Ahem.
* Sam clears his throat.
Sam:
Sam: Oh, give Sean a home,
Sam: O'er the threshold, a Bohm,
Sam: And they'll giggle and tickle and play.
Sam: He'll call her at eight,
Sam: Say he will be late,
Sam: But they'll make gooooogly eyes over the phone.
Sam:
Sam: Bohm!
Sam: Bohm on his arm!
Sam: Oh, she makes for a curious day.
Sam: Though he'll change her name,
Sam: She'll still be the same,
Sam: And they'll giggle and tickle and play!
Sam:
Sam: -end-
* Sam bows.
RinkChat: User Tubba has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Ellmyruh has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Jimmy_Of_York has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User BurgerKing has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Nyperold has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User gremlinn has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User squidgunner has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Brunnen_G has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Randy has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Kiki has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User Silvercup has been unquieted by Sam.
RinkChat: User b_p_e has been unquieted by Sam.
Brunnen_G: LOL LOL LOL
* Kiki CHEERS!!!!!
Tubba: Bravo.
* Sakura applauds.
BurgerKing: YAY!
squidgunner: Eep!
Leen: hehe
Nyperold: LOL
Randy: That ruled!~~
Ellmyruh: ROFL!!!!!!!!! You rule, SAM!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!!
Leen: Sam said it came to him while he was driving to work. :)
Tubba: Now how many admins would do that?
BurgerKing: SONG!
Sakura: SONG!
Ellmyruh: Oh, man. I am laughing so hard. My co-worker wanted to know what was wrong with me.
* Ellmyruh tries to think of a way to pay Sam back for the amazingly cool song.
* Leen wonders why her name never inspires song lyrics. heh
* Sam pouts at Leen, who doesn't remember his songs.
* Brunnen_G announces a competition for a song about Leen.
Leen: lol!!!
* BurgerKing sings "Leen Leen Leen!"
Leen: hahaha
Sam: BK: LOL LOL LOL LOL
squidgunner: Leen rhymes with so many good words!
squidgunner: clean mean seen been e'en
Brunnen_G: Oh MaybelLLLLLEEEEEEENNNN....
Nyperold: What about "Leen On Me"? That's a well-known one.
Randy: Leen, she's hardly ever mean
Randy: Leen, Sam has made her turn green...
Randy: Leen, she's groovy if you know what I mean...
Randy: Leen, we can't think of anything else that rhymes with Leen...
Tubba: Happy birthday to you,
Tubba: Happy birthday to you,
Tubba: Happy birthday, dear Leeeeen,
Tubba: Happy birthday to yoooou.
Tubba: -end-
Leen: hehe
Leen: you people are funny. :)
Brunnen_G: God Save The Leen
squidgunner: B-G, good one... nobody knows the trouble with leen...
squidgunner: nobody knows but sam...
BurgerKing: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Ayako has entered.
Ayako: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
Sam: Ayako!
Sam: You suck!
Sam: Why did you leave when I was about to do my song!
Ayako: IT WAS MY DUMB COMPUTER!!!!!!!!1
Sam: DUMB COMPUTER!!!!!
* Ayako pouts. She can't even scroll up and see it.
Brunnen_G: God save our gracious Leen, long live our noble Leen, God save the Leen. Send her nice horsey rides, cute little chicken pot pies, and Sam to gaze in her eyes, God save the Leen.
Ellmyruh: LOL!!
BurgerKing: LOL.
* Tubba splutters at Brunnen-G's song
Ayako: LOL B-G!!!
Leen: hahahahahaha!
Sam: LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!! That RULED!
* Randy dies from laughter...
Brunnen_G: :-)
* Sakura liked it. ^_^
Tubba: Tantamount to treason.
squidgunner: wow, tantamount... isn't that that thing that smells?
Tubba: But it's not like the Queen needs much saving anyway. She's got guards and fences and stuff.
Ferrick has entered.
Ellmyruh: Ferrick!!! You missed the Sam that song made for me!
Ferrick: The Sam that Song made for you!!!!
Leen: LOL Elly
BurgerKing: Hehehehe.
Ellmyruh: ROFL! Err...hm.
* Ferrick imagines Ellmyruh as a little girl who is SO excited and can't get her words out. Must be some Sam.
* Sakura 's mind fixed that when she saw it first, so it took her a minute to notice...
* Ayako dittos Sakura.
Ellmyruh: Oh man. I think I just died of laughter again.
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* b_p_e was born in 1984
* Brunnen_G thinks people who were born in the mid-eighties should not be allowed to say so, because it sounds utterly impossible.
* Ferrick seconds BG. All in favor?
* Ayako was born in the early eighties. Is that better?
* Morris was born in 1985, year of time travel movies.
* Sakura was born in 1986, year of um... uh...
Morris: Sakura: Year of my sister.
Ferrick: STOP, STOP, YOU'RE FRIGHTENING ME!
Sam: STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD, YOU PEOPLE. 1986 was NOT long enough ago for you guys to be HERE.
Brunnen_G: The mid-eighties were like last YEAR. Ok, they weren't, but they feel like they are.
Ellmyruh: 1986?? Even I feel a bit scared.
Sakura: :-P
Sam: I remember seeing Back to the Future in the theater. You people cannot have been born then.
Sam: YOU ALL LIE.
* Sakura is telling the truth.
* BurgerKing was born in 1982. He is old.
Brunnen_G: BurgerKing: Shut UP. I was still in school in 1982.
BurgerKing: Sorry. I was lying. I was really born in 1882.
* BurgerKing is 118 years old.
* Morris is weirded out by the fact that there are people born in the nineties who are able to walk upright.
Ferrick: They were born after Raiders of the Lost Ark!
Brunnen_G: Ferrick: OH MY GOSH. There are people existing today who were born after Raiders of the Lost Ark came out?
Ferrick: Make it stop!!!
* Morris was born in 1985, but is thirty-four years old. Stupid time machine.
RinkChat: User Morris has been labeled 'Born 1977' by Sam.
RinkChat: User b_p_e has been labeled 'Born 1977' by Sam.
RinkChat: User Jimmy_Of_York has been labeled 'Born 1974' by Sam.
RinkChat: User Sakura has been labeled 'Born 1976' by Sam.
* Sakura is NOT 24. She is 14.
RinkChat: User Sakura has been labeled 'born in 1986' by Sakura.
* Sakura corrects her label. :-P
RinkChat: User Sakura has been labeled 'Born 1962' by Sam.
* Sam corrects it again.
Ayako: LOL!
RinkChat: User Sakura has been labeled 'Born 1986' by Sakura.
* Sakura corrects it again.
RinkChat: User Sakura has been labeled 'Born 1497' by Sam.
* Sam corrects it again.
Ferrick: Sakura was born Post Columbus!!! NOOOOOOO!
* Sakura thinks Sam is evil. Evil, evil, evil.
* Brunnen_G was old enough to see Star Wars in its first cinematic release.
Ferrick: I also saw Star Wars in the theatre but don't remember it too well.
* Ayako wasn't born when Star Wars came out. :P
RinkChat: User Morris has been labeled 'born LAST WEEK.' by Morris.
RinkChat: User gremlinn has been labeled 'Will Die 2058' by gremlinn.
[Brunnen_G->Sam] All humour aside, I feel OLD. Wow.
[Brunnen_G->Sam] 1986. That's insane. :-)
[Sam->Brunnen_G] No kidding! Me too! Forget Raiders. Morris was born after the Temple of Doom!
[Brunnen_G->Sam] AAAAHHHH! This is too weird to even think about.
[Sam->Brunnen_G,Leen] Gah. We are NOT old enough to have people THIS much younger. I can deal with being ten or twelve years older than high school students but nailing down their birthdates is TERRIFYING.
* Morris was born post-Airplane! AND its sequel.
Brunnen_G: /kick Morris
RinkChat: User Morris has been kicked from the chat room by Sam.
Morris has left.
Morris has entered.
gremlinn: Morris was born after the Terminator, I think.
RinkChat: User gremlinn has been kicked from the chat room by Sam.
gremlinn has left.
gremlinn has entered.
Liface has entered.
Liface: HI!
Sam: LIFACE! IF YOU TELL US WHEN YOU WERE BORN, I WILL BAN YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY!!! aaaaaahhh!!!
Liface: 5/28/87
Sam: AAAH!!!!
Brunnen_G: AAAHHH! Liface was born when I had almost left high school! Kill him!
BurgerKing: Liface: 87? Even I think that's young!
Morris: 1987? Infant.
* Liface was born The year that all happened. Kind of.... Sort of... Not really. But it was the year teh barge with all the garbage floaterd down some river.
* Ferrick was born after Jason and the Argonauts.
* Brunnen_G was too, considering Jason and the Argonauts were born in ancient Greece.
Morris: I can't remember Ronald Reagan and can only barely remember Bush!
RinkChat: User Morris has been kicked from the chat room by Sam.
Morris has left.
Morris has entered.
Kiki has entered.
Morris: HI KIKI! Don't make Sam feel old by pointing out that an intelligent person like you was born years after The Empire Strikes Back!
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RinkChat: User Ellmyruh has been labeled 'nning away' by Ellmyruh.
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* Ellmyruh decides to live up to her label.
* Sam holds Ellmyruh here and does NOT let her go.
* Ellmyruh struggles! Leen! help!
* Ferrick shoots spider webs around Ell
* Sam still does not let go.
Ellmyruh: EEEEEK!!!! EW EW EW!!!
Ellmyruh: (EW to spiderwebs, not Sam.)
Sam: Ell: Good. I was concerned for a moment.
RinkChat: User Ellmyruh has been labeled 'ESCAPING!' by Ellmyruh.
* Ellmyruh gets an arm loose.
* Sam gets the arm back.
Ellmyruh: LEEEEEN! Sam stole my arm!
Leen: Elly! I don't want you to leave either! :)
Ellmyruh: Humpf. Leen is NO help.
* Ferrick ties Ell to the yard arm.
* BurgerKing sneaks Ellmyruh a portable hole.
* Sam stops BK and holds on tighter.
* Morris pays the arm fine for Ellmyruh
* Sakura pulls out her teleporter. Just say the word, Elly...
* Sakura wakes up and wonders what she's doing with a teleporter in her hand...
* Ellmyruh gets her head free. That's always good.
* Sam and Leen hug Ellmyruh permanently.
Ellmyruh: Awww.
Ferrick: It's an Ellmyruh Sandwich
* Ellmyruh WOULD hug Sam and Leen back if she could get her ARMS FREE!
Dave has entered.
Dave: Hehe.
Dave: Hi!
Leen: DAAAAAVE!
Ferrick: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!
Leen: :)
BurgerKing: Dave! Happy Birthday!
Kiki: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!!!!
Brunnen_G: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!
Sam: That topic has been there since THIS MORNING.
* Leen put it there. :)
Sakura: Dave-sama! Happy birthday!
* Nyperold echoes the Topic's sentiment!
Ellmyruh: DAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!! Happy Birthday! You roX0r!
Ferrick: More !!!!! for DAVE!!!!!
Liface: DAVE YOU SULS0r!
* Ellmyruh gives Dave a big huge birthday hug!
b_p_e: Happy Dave Birthday!!!
b_p_e: i mean... Happy Birthday Dave!!!
Ferrick: Happy BirthDave!
Liface: DAVE!
Liface: "Yay, lets have a partay!"
Jimmy_Of_York: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!
Dave: Aww. Thank you everyone! :-)
Liface: WHAT IS YOUR NAME. WHAT IS YOUR QUEST! WHAT IS TEH MIGRATORARY HABITS OF AN AFRICAN SWALLOW?
Kiki: Liface: that is totally not the line
Liface: Brunnen-g Birtday PLIGGLES.
Liface: Dave = Birthday BOY!
Liface: Dave=Big Birtday boy. Dave = sweeeet.
Liface: Happy Birtdayh.
Ellmyruh: Okay, I will once again try to live up to my label.
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Dave HUGS Ellmyruh
* Ferrick freezes Ell in carbonite.
* Ellmyruh thinks it's a good thing Dave hugged her before the freezing.
* Sam holds onto Ellmyruh EVEN TIGHTER.
* Morris , since everyone is hugging Ellmyruh and he can't fit around them, shakes her hand.
* Sam notices Ellmyruh can HARDLY BREATHE. Sean and Leen are getting WAY JEALOUS, but at least Ellmyruh CAN'T GET AWAY.
Ellmyruh: LEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!! SEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Leen: hehehe
Ellmyruh: Leen is LAUGHing?
* Kiki GRABS ELLY'S FEET
RinkChat: User Ellmyruh has been labeled 'STAYING HERE ALL THE TIME' by Sam.
* Liface does help ellie,
Ellmyruh: Yes! Liface rules!
* Morris beats Liface off
* Liface is beaten
* Liface doesn't help elliemyeruhe.
Ellmyruh: No! Liface does not rule!
* Liface decides to help Sam.
folex has entered.
Ellmyruh: folex! You are the MAN! You rule!
* folex has been given a @-`-,--`,--`-,-- by Ellmyruh.
folex: dweet
* Sam fends folex off with a stick.
Ellmyruh: folex! You rule! Help me!
* Liface and folex want to help ellmyruh
* Sam holds folex back by the forehead.
folex: darn it.
folex: wait not working
Ellmyruh: Forehead? Just duck, folex!
folex has left.
folex has entered.
* Ellmyruh breaks free and runsruns out of the room as fast as she can without getting caught in her skirt.
* Ellmyruh trips.
* Sam catches Ellie.
* Kiki TACKLES Ellmyruh!!!!!
* Sam KEEPS HER HERE.
* Sam NEVER ESCAPES AGAIN.
Ellmyruh: Sam is trapped now, too?
Sam: Uh.
* Sam declares that Ellmyruh NEVER ESCAPES AGAIN.
Ellmyruh: LOL
* Sakura gets ready to teleport Elly out. Just say the word...
* Ellmyruh says the word...
* Sam stops Ellmyruh from saying the word.
* Sam plays with Ellmyruh by prodding her facial features.
* Sam pinches Ellmyruh's nose shut.
* Ellmyruh now sounds like a....um....funny thing.
* Sam pushes Ellmyruh's eyebrow over her eye.
* Ellmyruh tries to blink.
* Sam says, "Wow! That's NEAT!"
* Sakura teleports Elly out.
Ellmyruh is away.
Sam: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* Sam makes Ellmyruh COME BACK.
Ellmyruh is back.
Sam: YES!
Liface: NOOOO!
* Ellmyruh opens her mouth.
* Sam lets Ellmyruh open her mouth, as long as it doesn't mean she's going to leave.
* Ellmyruh takes a deep breath.
* Liface gets sucked into ellies mouth.
Ellmyruh: "No--blech! ew ew ew!"
* Liface gets spit out.
* Ellmyruh needs some ice cream to get rid of THAT taste.
* Sam thinks ice cream is a good idea.
* Sam tries to get himself and Ellmyruh some ice cream without letting go.
* Ellmyruh struggles violently while Sam is trying to multi-task.
* Sam notes that Ellmyruh DOES NOT GET AWAY BUT STAYS HERE FOREVER AND EVER.
* RinkChat: User Ellmyruh has been kicked from the chatroom by Ellmyruh.
Ellmyruh has left.
Sam: CURSES!
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