Archives: Sleeping Victims
With this crowd, it's not even safe to sleep online.
* Shandar dips Nyperold's hand in warm water.
Nyperold: I think that only works when the victim is asleep.
Shandar: Oh, I thought you were sleeping. Sorry.
* Shandar wonders what else he can do to sleeping victims.
dingdong: Shave off their eyebrows?
Shandar: Eyebrow shaving DEFINITELY sounds like something I would do.
dingdong: I know someone who had every inch of body hair off when he woke up.
Nyperold: They shaved *there*?
dingdong: They shaved everywhere, Nyp.
dingdong: And they painted his toenails.
Shandar: Body hair shaving is definitely NOT something I would do...to most people.
Shandar: Has anyone taken their shoes off? Let's fill them with shaving cream!
dingdong: Ripe tomatoes in the end of boots is a good one too.
Shandar: Or we could do the "put shaving cream in their hand tickle their nose" trick.
* Ticia opens an eye and says "If anyone messes with me, they'll pay. Oh yes, they will pay!" and goes back to sleep.
* Shandar fills Ticia's hand with shaving cream.
dingdong: Tickle Ticia's nose!
* Shandar gently brushes Ticia's nose with a feather.
* Nyperold gets back... far back.
* Shandar hides, quickly.
* dingdong is behind the couch, waiting.
* Nyperold cloaks.
* Shandar tickles Ticia again with a very long feather from his hiding place.
* Ticia scratches her nose with her other hand
* Shandar fills BOTH of Ticia's hands with shaving cream.
* dingdong puts her head between her knees.
* Ticia turns over in her sleep, accidentally slapping Shandar with the shaving cream hand
dingdong: You got got!
* Ticia opens both eyes
Ticia: Ok, who's the wiseguy?
Ticia: Now you shall all feel my WRATH!!!!!!!!!
* dingdong whistles innocently while inconspicuously pointing at Tubba.
* Shandar runs into the next room!
Shandar: You've got to catch me first!
RinkChat: User Shandar has been kicked from the chat room by Ticia.
Shandar has left.
* Ticia kicks Shandar into next week
Shandar has entered.
* Shandar grabs a pillow for defense.
Shandar: Just don't put on your shoes, Ticia.
Ticia: I see wormwood was in on it too....
RinkChat: User Wormwood has been kicked from the chat room by Ticia.
Wormwood has left.
Ticia: oh wait, it wasn't Wormwood. (sorry)
Ticia: it was...DINGDONG!
RinkChat: User dingdong has been kicked from the chat room by Ticia.
dingdong has left.
dingdong has entered.
dingdong: I was only a minor accessory.
* Ticia thinks she has showed you enough of her WRATH for today.
Ticia: uh huh
Shandar: I guess playing pranks on the ops isn't really the smartest thing to do.
dingdong: I've never been kicked before.
Shandar: Neither have I until now.
Ticia: really? wow...I feel special to be the one to kick people for the first time...
dingdong: Well, you just do it when the 'op'portunity arises.
* Ghost of Sam squirts shaving cream underneath Ticia's eyelids.
* Ticia is blind!
Ghost of Sam: Hey, I was trying to help! It'll hurt less when you shave there now!
Ticia: I don't shave my eyes!
Ticia: arg! OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!
Ghost of Sam: You DON'T??
Ticia: That stuff stings!
Ghost of Sam: FREAK!
Ghost of Sam: THIS ISN'T EUROPE, YOU KNOW.
* Ticia runs over to the emergency rinse station and sticks her head under the running water
dingdong: See, it's better to be asleep, cos at least you don't know what's happening to you.
* Ticia pummels Ghost of Sam
* Ghost of Sam eats lunch under fire.
Ticia: No one in their right mind shaves under their eyelids!!
Ticia: Sam is INSANE!
* Ticia votes to have Sam ousted as supreme RinkWorks Ruler and nominates Leen to take over his post.
* Ghost of Sam throws Ticia back in a recliner and swats hot towels into place around her.
* Ghost of Sam sharpens his straight razor on a wet leather strap.
Ghost of Sam: laaaaaa, doo doo doo doooooooo.
* Ghost of Sam squirts a quart of shaving cream up each of Ticia's nostrils.
Ticia: let me go
Ghost of Sam: la dee dee dee dee dee dee doo dooooooo
* Ticia sneezes
* Ghost of Sam brings a desk lamp close so he can see what he's doing.
Ticia: some one...help......me!!!!
* Ticia thrashes around
* Ghost of Sam very carefully shaves the inside of one nostril, then wipes the razor on a towel.
Ghost of Sam: la dee doo la la la dee dee deeeeeeeeeeee
* Shandar hums The Barber of Seville.
* Ghost of Sam stuffs a washcloth up the shaved nostril, to soak up the excess shaving cream.
* Ticia fires back.
Ticia: Sam: you're so CUTE CUTE CUTE
* dingdong jumps on Sam from behind but falls to the ground. Forgot he was a ghost.
* Ghost of Sam carefully shaves one side of the other nostril, wipes the razor, then shaves the rest of it.
Ticia: LET ME GO!
* Ghost of Sam wipes Ticia off with a warm washcloth, removes the hot towels, and steps aside.
Ghost of Sam: That'll be 17 dollars, please.
* Ticia jumps up, screaming revenge
* Ghost of Sam awaits payment and a generous tip.
* Ticia pounces on Sam
* Ghost of Sam did not expect a pounce.
* Ticia 's fists flail through the nebulous form of Sam's Ghost
* Ghost of Sam ahems and holds out his hand.
Ticia: He's a ghost! My fists are ineffective
* Ticia calls Ghost Busters
Ghost of Sam: Why, do they need shaving too?
* Ticia hangs up the phone, as the Ghost Busters are all unemployeed because the last movie SUCKED
* Ghost of Sam is STILL WAITING FOR HIS MONEY.
* Ticia is NOT going to pay money for having her nostrils shaved!
* Shandar thinks Ticia will pay merely BECAUSE her nostrils were shaved.
Ghost of Sam: Hey! Look, I rendered a very professional expedient service, and you try to walk out on me?
Ghost of Sam: I'm calling the cops! Or a lawyer!
Ticia: professional expedient service? YOU SHAVED MY NOSTRILS!!!
Ghost of Sam: YEAH???
Ghost of Sam: WASN'T THAT THE IDEA???
Ticia: I DIDN'T ASK TO HAVE MY NOSTRILS SHAVED!!!! WHY WOULD I WANT THEM SHAVED?
Ghost of Sam: YOU DON'T WANT THEM SHAVED? FIRST THE INSIDE OF YOUR EYEBALLS, AND NOW THIS! YOU...YOU...HAIRY APE!
Shandar: Eww! Hairy Ticia is gross!
Ticia: /kick Ghost of Sam in the rear end
Wormwood has entered.
Wormwood: Why was I kicked?
* Ticia also doesn't shave her EARS!!!
* Ticia is starting a new trend. Not shaving things that DON'T NEED TO BE SHAVED!!!
Ghost of Sam: Next thing you'll be telling me you don't shave between your toes. Nope, don't tell me. Not yet.
* Ghost of Sam plunks Ticia down in the recliner, coats her with hot towels, removes her shoes and socks, wipes them down with more hot towels, and begins work.
* Ghost of Sam squirts mounds of shaving cream on Ticia's toes, and it tickles.
* Ticia kicks
* Ghost of Sam sharpens his straight razor on his leather strap, then swats Ticia with one of them to make her hold still.
Ticia: I'm being repressed!
* Ghost of Sam shaves between the one that went to market and the one that stayed home.
* Ghost of Sam wipes his razor clean.
* Shandar sits on Ticia's legs to keep them still for shaving purposes.
* Ghost of Sam shaves between the one that stayed home and the one that had roast beef.
Ticia: *gasp* that TICKLES!!!! *gasp* STOP
* Ghost of Sam wipes his razor clean.
* Ghost of Sam shaves between the one that had roast beef and the one that had none.
* Ghost of Sam wipes his razor clean.
Ghost of Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...
* Ghost of Sam draws the last bit out to maximize the tickling power.
* Ghost of Sam shaves between the one that had none and the one that wennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt............WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEEE ALL THE WAY HOME!
* Ghost of Sam steps back as the mound of hot towels convulses.
dingdong: AAAAAAAAAA (joins in just for the sake of it)
* Ghost of Sam wipes off Ticia's foot with a washcloth.
* Ticia runs out of the room before Sam can think of anything ELSE to shave
Ticia has left.
Ghost of Sam: WAIT! YOU'VE STILL GOT SHAVING CREAM ON THE OTHER FOOT!
Ghost of Sam: Too late.
Shandar: Hmm...One shaved foot sounds pretty gross to me.
Shandar: One Shaved Foot. I think I just named my next band.
Ticia has entered.
* Ticia peeks in
* Ticia works on her poem...
Ticia is away.
* Ghost of Sam shaves the other foot!
* Ghost of Sam leaves.
Ticia: Sam! You SUCK
* Shandar throws a rubber snake in the middle of the room to liven things up.
* Ticia falls asleep
* Shandar slips the rubber snake in Ticia's sleeping bad, then shakes a rattle next to Ticia's feet.
* Shandar rattles louder.
* Ticia snores
* Shandar thinks this isn't very effective.
* Shandar slips a REAL snake (non-poisonous and docile, of course) into Ticia's sleeping bag.
* Ticia cuddles with the snake
* Shandar isn't having much luck with the sleeping Ticia.
* Shandar slips in a taratula with the snake.
* Ticia wonders if a taratula is related to a spatula and turns over in her sleep.
* Shandar replaces the taratula with a tarantula.
* Ticia thwaps the tarantula
Shandar: My pet tarantula!!! It wasn't gonna hurt you!!
Shandar: My snake, however, is coiling around your neck.
Shandar: You might want to look into that.
* Ticia faints
* Shandar calls his pet snake. "Here boy! C'mere Snakey!
* Shandar 's pet snake uncoils from Ticia and slithers across the room, anticipating a game of fetch.
* Shandar throws a stick.
* Shandar uses the time it takes a snake to go get a stick to attempt to revive Ticia.
* Shandar sprinkle's water on Ticia's newly shaven eyeballs.
Wormwood: WHAT IS IT ABOUT MENTHOL THAT MAKES YOUR THROAT VERY SENSITIVE TO COLD?
Wormwood: Ow ow OW!!!
Wormwood has left.
* Nyperold gently pokes Ticia in the ribs.
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been changed to 'Ticia is freshly shaven!' by Sam.
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been removed by Ticia.
Ticia: Sam, don't make me hurt you.
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