Archives: A RinkChat Retrospective
3/29/00
Even the RinkChat have a Best Moments episode.
Familiarity with the majority of the preceding chat transcripts is pretty
much required to get anything out of this one.
(Trivia Note: At the time this occurred, the archives were not sorted into
subdirectories by year; consequently, the URL given in the first line below
was not the original URL but one that has been amended to link correctly
now; at the time, there was no "2000/" in the URL.)
Sam: New archive: http://www.rinkworks.com/archives/2000/brainstorm.shtml
Darien: I was just there, actually.
Nyperold: Huh.
Darien: You didn't include any of my comments about Stephen being the pixie in EF3. :-}
Sam: Dar: Oh yeah! I forgot about all that. Unfortunately it's probably lost from the log by now.
Sam: Anyway, I'm hoping to get enough archives before the end of March so the short March list doesn't look stupid next to February's.
Sam: If both were short lists, it wouldn't be a problem.
Sam: I'm retent--uh, meticulous that way.
Sam: So until March 31st only, please try to make archivable chat sessions.
Nyperold: I thought trying only made things worse. :)
Sam: Yup.
Darien: Well, let's make something archivable. Let's see...
GhostOfLiface has entered.
GhostOfLiface: My apssworrd is meeesssed up!
GhostOfLiface: kind alike my seokkkkking, jk./
RinkChat: User GhostOfLiface has been kicked from the chat room by Darien.
GhostOfLiface has left.
Darien: Well, I tried.
Sam: Let's play a game of Twister.
Spamdom: Yay! Twister!
* Sam 's arm reaches around Nyperold's knee and underneath Darien's arm to the nearest green spot. lololololololo
* Spamdom 's hand reaches right through Sam's mid-section (he is, after all, a ghost) to put his right hand on red.
* Darien wonders if we can play Twister against death like in Bill & Ted's bogus journey...
Sam: Oh well.
Sam: March is simply destined to be boring month.
Darien: Oh! I know how to make something archivable!
Sam: What??
ShadowClerk: Do tell!
Darien: Tonight, I'll go make some couscous or somesuch, and I'll narrate!
Sam: YEAH! THAT WOULD RULE!
Nyperold: "The Revenge of Dinner: Darien Makes Couscous"
Darien: "I'm adding the seasoning packet..."
Darien: "Hey! There's olive oil in here!"
ShadowClerk: And I'll make some pizza!
Sam: Plus you could narrate your bedtime ritual, too.
Darien: Yeah! My bedtime ritual!
Darien: "Okay... I'm sitting in RinkChat..."
Darien: "I'm talking to Stephen..."
Darien: "It's quarter of five in the morning..."
Darien: No, my bedtime ritual would suck. I never go to bed.
havoc9292 has entered.
Sam: Havoc! Quick! Say something funny!
havoc9292: SPOOO!!!!
havoc9292: POIT!!!
havoc9292: FJORD!!!!!
havoc9292: good 'nuff?
Sam: Oh, wait, I have a great idea.
Spamdom: Do tell, GoS.
Sam: Let's have a RETROSPECTIVE EPISODE!
Darien: Sam: YEAH! You remember, back in the day? You know, back when we didn't each have a personal BAG OF HELL, and we all had to GO EAT the same one?
Blood_Drops: I'm here to answer questions.
Sam: HEY DAVE, WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN THE GLOP NEXT?
Sam: I yakked ginger ale on myself.
DarienLongshore has entered.
DarienLongshore: I used to be a big manly warrior, but now I'm a simpering buffoon. Blood Drops, can I cry on your shoulder?
RinkChat: User DarienLongshore has been kicked from the chat room by Darien.
DarienLongshore has left.
Darien: Hey? What's this I see sticking out of the sand? Over there, by that Jeep Club!
Darien: Yes! It is!
RinkChat: User Sam has been banned from the chat room by Sam.
Sam has left.
Darien: YOU BANNED SAM?
Darien: I thought he fixed it so you couldn't do that!
Ghost of Sam: Yes! And that's my final answer!
Ghost of Sam: Darien, are you really Radebur?
Darien: no im not radebur im terry!
Darien: sam ur real name is Craig!! lolololol!!!
Ghost of Sam: I heard that.
Ghost of Sam: I have eyes everywhere. Ears, too.
Spamdom: Must make shaving difficult
ShadowClerk: Stupid eyelid hair.
Ghost of Sam: Oh no! Spamdom, you're hallucinating! You're sick! Lie down and drink this soup with tentacles in it!
havoc9292: Shaving's FUN!! Especially without razors
Darien: d00d u sahve wihtout raXX0rs? ur L33T!!!!
havoc9292: just give a tweezer, 5 hours, and a high tolerance for pain, and I'm happy
ShadowClerk: Man, I hate shaving.
Ghost of Sam: I HATE SHAVING, TOO. THAT'S WHY, INSTEAD, I POUR WATER ALL OVER MY FACE AND SPRINKLE RAW SODIUM ON IT.
ShadowClerk: D))D! U R@K!!! lololololol
Ghost of Sam: I stayed in a hotel once. It sucked.
Ghost of Sam: It was in Auckland. My cat hissed at the parking garage attendant, who was a moron.
Spamdom: Cats know these things, GoS.
* Nyperold sticks one electrode to his nose, and another to his toes.
Nyperold: This will either fry me or turn me into Smart Elec. Let me check my notes...
Nyperold: ZAAAAAAAAAP!!!
RinkChat: User Nyperold has been labeled 'Smart Elec' by Nyperold.
Ghost of Sam: I've completed my Ode To Darien. Want to hear it?
ShadowClerk: Me! Me!
Ghost of Sam: It goes like this:
Ghost of Sam: Darien, who talks on RinkChat.
Ghost of Sam: Darien, who turns into Darien, the Bat.
Ghost of Sam: Darien, who never got RinkMarried,
Ghost of Sam: Darien, who this LUNGE WITH MY SWORD THAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW he parried.
* Darien parries.
Ghost of Sam: By the way. I am really a GIRL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I fooled you ALL!
Darien: no ur not Craig1!!! lolololol!!
Ghost of Sam: DANG! The only thing I can smell out of my left nostril is burnt rubber.
Ghost of Sam: That's the last time I'm doing that again.
Ghost of Sam: I was sitting here with my car, and I thought, wouldn't it RULE if I put my nose RIGHT UP to the front left tire and FLOOR IT.
Darien: Well, all, I have to go. But first, I have one thing to tell you...
Darien: I am NOT
Darien: DARIEN!!!
Darien: I am Brunnen-G, and I WIN.
Darien: Again.
* Darien chuckles.
Ghost of Sam: No!
Ghost of Sam: You're not DARIEN???
Ghost of Sam: Oh, wait. Of course you aren't. You're a GHOST OF AN EVIL PEOPLE.
Ghost of Sam: So did you really have to go?
Darien: I'm afraid I do, yes.
Nyperold: Oh well. GIVE LIM BURGER. LOLOLOLOLOLL
Ghost of Sam: Ok. Well I think what we did suffices.
Ghost of Sam: People hate retrospective episodes, because they've seen all the clips before, but what the hey, every good series has at least one.
Darien: Heh. We missed one important thing.
Spamdom: What, Darien?
Darien: Mwa ha ha. We're missing frivolous kicking. ;-}
RinkChat: User Darien has been kicked from the chat room by Darien.
Darien has left.
Ghost of Sam: Gah. I'd kick you, but I'm still banned.
Ghost of Sam: Also, you're not here anymore.
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