Archives: Mrs. Girlagong
6/9/00
Here's another out of control moment that will probably amuse those familiar
with the people involved and confuse all others.
Liface has entered.
Liface: DAng
Liface: DAng
Liface: Whoa
Liface: Ther'es not many messages here
Liface: Did you kno that I am ool?
Sam: You're OOL, Liface.
Liface: I am cool
Liface: I own the world
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Mousie has entered.
Liface: Hi Mousie
Liface: Do you have a web site?
Mousie: Nope.
Liface: ok
Sam: Hey Mousie!
Mousie: Hey, Sam-I-Am!
Ticia has entered.
Ticia: MOUSIE!!!
Ticia: SAM!!!!
Ticia: LIFACE!
Sam: Hi!
Sam: What's up?
Ticia: Oh, not much
Ticia: just dropped in to say HI!!!
Ticia: so, how did the radio interview go (you did already do that, right?)
Sam: Yeah, that was this morning.
Sam: It went pretty well. Then, this afternoon, someone from the Boston Herald called and interviewed me.
Liface: Sam i hope this gets lots of publicity
Liface: And then Rinkworks will be the most populkar site on the internet?
Sam: The guy from the Boston Herald said he wanted to talk to Liface and take his picture too, but I said, "Liface can't take me over," and he said, "Oh, ok."
Liface: REALLY>?
Liface: NO WAY!
Liface: Howd HE FIND OUT ABOUT ME?
Liface: And then people will like worship me as a god because I will be one of the first people here (compared to everyone else)
Sam: No, I'm kidding. Although I'm sure if I mentioned you, he'd be interested.
Liface: REally?
Liface: Please Mention me!
Sam: It's too late.
Liface: The next article
Sam: I couldn't remember how to pronounce your name, so I didn't bother.
Liface: LEEEEEFACE
Sam: I'm kidding again, Leeeeface.
Ticia: Sam: LOL
Ticia: well, I gotta go, see ya later!
Sam: Bye!
Liface: BYE TIC!
Ticia has left.
Liface: Say someting about the Chat or the Forum or the large community
Sam: I just answer the questions they ask me. Most of the time they're only asking about the Dialectizer, so I don't get a chance to say much about the rest of RinkWorks except that it's an entertainment site with a bunch of different features on it.
Mousie: Features on it or creatures on it? Tell them about me, too! Miss Mousie Mooseconker, WebChatter Extraordinaire!
Sam: I always tell them about you, Mousie. First thing I say. "Hi, Miss Mousie Mooseconker comes to my site. My name is Samuel Stoddard of Somersworth, NH, age 26." But they never print the part with you in it. I guess people feel threatened when they hear about you or something. Maybe they've all got inferiority complexes.
Mousie: They must. Poor, pathetic things.
Liface: ok
Mousie: I need this workday to END!!!!
Sam: It's 7:51 EST. No one should work past 7 EST, regardless of your time zone. Go home now.
Liface: YOU SHUT UP I HATE YOPU ALL
Liface: I WIL ACHK YOUR SITE < RINK WROKS BECAUSE I AM PROFESION AL HACKER
Mousie: Liface, what's THAT all about? Why you trippin'?
Liface: NO, BUT MARIO ISSSSSSS!
Sam: SHott up, Lifdud.
Liface: HAHAHAH
Liface: HAHAHAHAHA
Liface: HAHAHa
Sam: STOP SHOUTING OR I WILL KICK YOU FROM THIS CHAt
Mousie: I think Liface suffers from multiple personality disorder. He's psycho, dude.
Sam: Yeah. Sometimes he's Liface, and sometimes he's Al, a professional hacker.
Mousie: What in the WORLD made him suddenly shout that he hates uspo all?
Liface: KICK ME
Liface: KICK ME
Liface: Al Whre?
Liface: Where's al?
Liface: ALLLL?
Liface: Al,s here?
Sam: Al Hacker.
Liface: AL HACKER! HE's MY FRIEND
Liface: Wheres Al.. I mean Waldo?
Mousie: Knock, knock.
Mousie: Waldo who?
Sam: LET'S STOP SHOUTING, PLEASE. WHY DON'T WEPO ALL CALM DOWN?
Sam: Who's there, Miss Mousie?
* Mousie is laughin all over the floor spot!
Sam: Mousie is laughin all over the floor spot who?
Mousie: I don't know. I'm too busy cracking UPPPPP over "wepo"!
Sam: I was just continuing your uspo joke. :-)
Mousie: I KNOW!!!!
Mousie: That's what's so FUNNy!!!
Sam: LOL
Liface: HAHA
Mousie: I feel about as tired I am as Sam was being silly later before.
Mousie: This is truly Goofdom.
Sam: Mousie, you might need go to home from before you get a little sillier some more.
Liface: Seriuosly though,,,, did you see Waldo?
Mousie: LIface!!!!! You Crack me UPPPPPP!
Mousie: I shink I might alsho have to go homeshom from earlier silly dooodleness.
Liface: UP AND GIVE ME THE CODES FOR MICROSOFT.COM AL HACKER!!!
Mousie: Okay, Liface.
Liface: Sorry, I was trying to send al a private message
Mousie: I have something to tell you.
Mousie: I am Al Hacker.
Liface: NO WAY UR AL HACKER
Mousie: And here are the codes:
Liface: SWEET1
Mousie: AL2, 4PSI, Do$$, and Ping.
Sam: Uh oh. Those are the codes for rinkworks.com, too!
Liface: YES!
Mousie: Nuh UH!
Sam: NOW LIFACE WILL TRULY OWN THIS SITe
Mousie: Oh, man! I didn't CARe if he owned MICROSOFt, but HERE? That would supck!!
Sam: LOL
Sam: I knowp!
Liface: MOM M|SISTER GOT A CUT ON HEAR HEAD FROM THE BLENDER
Mousie: Oh.
Mousie: Wow.
Mousie: You know what?
Sam: Nope, I don't.
Mousie: Those AREN't the right codes.
Mousie: Those are part of a recipe.
Sam: WOW!
Sam: Whew. Good thing. Miss Mousie, you fooled us all. Even me.
Mousie: HERE are the right codes:
Sam: NO!!!! Don't give the RIGHT codes!!!!!
Liface: YEA AL HACKER
Mousie: The rose folds at midnight. Coyote blue can make you chew. Don't step on the rug.
Mousie: THOSE are the right codes.
Mousie: Sorry, Sam, I had to keep my promise to Lipface. (Pronounced "LeapFace.")
Mousie: Even though he hates yuop guys.
Sam: GASp!!!!!!1
Liface: YES OI GOT THJEM!
Sam: Aw, MAN.
Liface: NOW I WILL {PUT THEM ON MY SITE!
Mousie: LIFACE, nO!!!!!!
Mousie: Yuop CNA't put them on your SIGHT!
Liface: YES I POUT THEM ON!
Mousie: You can only put them on someone else's!
Liface: YEs
Liface: They are on ther
Sam: Noooooo! Please don't pout them!
Mousie: POUTING!!! We don't allow!
Mousie: that!
RinkChat: User Liface has been labeled 'IGOTRINKCODES!' by Liface.
Liface: TOO LATE MR SMARTY MAN SAMUEL STODDARD
Liface: DID YOU GO TO MY SYTE?
HackerAl has entered.
Liface: HACEKER ALLLL
RinkChat: User HackerAl has been kicked from the chat room by Sam.
HackerAl has left.
Sam: There! Now HackerAl won't get the secret URL www.liface.com and get the codes!!!!!!!!!!!
Mousie: Ah hahahahahahhaahah!
Liface: BUT THOSE WERE THE RONF CODES!
Sam: That's what you think! www.ronf.com doesn't even EXIST!
Liface: WRNG CODES
Mousie: Those WERE right right copdes. You just don't know how to upse them.
Liface: no RONG
HackerAl has entered.
Liface: TELL ME THE CODEs
RinkChat: User HackerAl has been kicked from the chat room by Sam.
HackerAl has left.
HackerAl has entered.
HackerAl: the code is beeble
HackerAl: NO You impersoator i lkike Liface he is 733T
HackerAl: YOU GIVE WRONG CODES TO LIFACE I AM MAD
Liface: Yeah you rule hacker al
RinkChat: User HackerAl has been banned from the chat room by Sam.
HackerAl has left.
Sam: Now he'll NEVER GET THEM!
Liface: BUT HE already HAs them!!!!!
Liface: NOOOO SAM NOO
Liface: Yes i got the code it is beeble
Liface: oops i wasn't supposed to say thatr
* Sam is going to change http://www.rinkworks.com/ so that it loads www.liface.com.
Liface: ok fine you do that i hxor you
Liface: with my lawyurs
Mousie: I think I have a crush on Hacker Al. The way he yells is so sepxy.
Sam: Whoa. Liface! You landed a babe! Now that you've got Mousie, what are you going to do with her?
Liface: I AM NOT HACKER AL
Liface: I am going to give her to daved
Liface: dave
beeble has entered.
Liface: Yes thats my hacking program!
Liface: my haxoring bot1
beeble: Hax0r Rinkchat
Sam: Give away Mousie?? Well, ok. I can only assume that means there's already a special girl in your life. Tell me about her.
Liface: ummmmmmm she is my mom
beeble: ,./haxor Rinkchat
beeble: codenam apssword: beeble
Sam: No, I mean a smooch partner.
Liface: No i dony
beeble: (Run Javascript CammandVirus apllet SamSucks)
RinkChat: User beeble has been banned from the chat room by Sam.
beeble has left.
Liface: NO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BAN PROTECTION
Sam: I don't believe it. Ok, so there has to be some girl in your class that you've been eyeing then, right?
Liface: yes
Mousie: Sam, don't you get it? He donys!
Liface: Some 8th grader
Mousie: I've always wanted a guy who donys.
Mousie: That RULES.
Mousie: I love you, Hacker Al.
Mousie: Will you be my boypfriend?
Liface: Thats cool
Mousie: It's cool to be my boypfriend? I was HOPINg you'd say that!!!!
Liface: NOO
Liface: MOSUEI
Liface: NOO MOSUEO I AM NOT HAXOR AL
Liface: I AM NOT GHHIM DIe
Liface: DIEgfma
Liface: kcik
Liface has left.
Sam: Yeah Mosuei. Get out of here.
Mousie: Woohoooo!
Mousie: Yay, me!
Mousie: Lipface is my boypfriend!!!!
Sam: All RIGHT Mousie!!! Woo woo!!!
Mousie: DIEgfma
* gfma dies.
Mousie: LOL!!!!!!!!1
Liface has entered.
Mousie: Hi, burp bunny woogums lummykins!
Mousie: Burp Bunny! That's my new BOYPFRIENd!!!!!1
Sam: Should I perform the RinkMarriage ceremony right now?
Mousie: Yes, please. Please marry me to my burp bunny, Hacker Al, a/k/a LipfacE.
Sam: We are gathered here today...
Sam: To wiptness the union of these two very special people, Lipface and Mosuei.
Mousie: yummy!
Sam: Liface, do you take this woman to be your wholesomely wedded wife, to have and to ahck, in sickness and on liface.com, so long as you both shall feel like it?
Liface: NO IM NOT YOU BUR BUNy
Liface: NO YOU STUOID
Liface: NOUSIE YOYU SUCK'
Liface: I HATE YOYUnooo
Liface: SAN YOU SUCK'
Liface: NO ID ONt
Sam: I'll take that as an "I do."
Liface: NO
Liface: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Liface: HELP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Liface: NOP
Mosuei has entered.
Mosuei: Did I make it in time????
Mosuei: I hope my Burp bunny doesn't leapve me at the altar!!!
* Liface KICKS mousie
Mosuei: Hey!
Mosuei: What do I have to do with it?
Mousie: I mean, what do *I* have to do with it?
* Liface kicks Mosuei
Liface: AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Liface: BURP BUNNY@!
Liface: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
Liface: YOU DONt
Liface: ASFHASFH RWOJRHhmnrNWHHNGHD
Liface: ASFHASFH RWOJRHhmnrNWHHNGHDSHF
Liface: ASFHASFH RWOJRHhmnrNWHHNGHDSHFJJDJDGDJA
Sam: And Mosueiauea, do you take this burp bunny to be your resplendently wedded husband, to have and to pick on, to tapckle with smuggy cuddle huggins, in sickness and from a great distance, so long as you both shall survive the heat of passion?
Liface: ADFhahffajsd
Liface: A
Liface: AJKGD
Liface: noooooo@
Liface: you suck suck
Liface: syeag mell you suck
Liface: syeag mell you suck
Liface: i ahte alla youSD
Liface: fghHG
Mosuei: I DO!! I DO!!1 I do Ido Ido I do I dooooooooOoo!
Liface: DIEBVGHMA
Liface: .snoOOO
Liface: i dotnya waht ntoea be cmarid
Liface: i dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont don
Liface: i dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont don
Liface: i dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont doni dont don
Mosuei: Yes, you do.
Sam: Great!
Mosuei: Lipface, You do, too.
Mousie: Yes, you do, yes, you do, yess, youuuu, doooooooO!
Sam: I now pronounce you husband and wife. Lipface, you may KISS THE BRIDE.
Liface has left.
extirpator has entered.
extirpator: Welcome !
Sam: He must be away brushing his teeth.
Sam: Can't kiss the bride with bad breath.
LIpface has entered.
Sam: LIpface, you may now KISS THE BRIDE!!
LIpface: I WILL NOT HIT ON MOUSIE LIKE DAVE DOES
LIpface: I HATE DAVE
LIpface: JUST LIKE AERIC
LIpface: ERIC RULES
LIpface: ERIC RULES
* Mosuei puckers UPPPPPPP!
LIpface: SAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLSSAMM SUCKLS
Mosuei: KISS ME!!!
LIpface: SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER
Mosuei: Mmmmmwaaah!
Mosuei: smoch
Mosuei: smooch
Mosuei: smack!
Mosuei: buch buch buchhhhhhhhh Kissy!
LIpface: SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER SAM IS A BAD WEBMASTER
LIpface: YOU SSTUSA
LIpface: dgas
LIpface: dgasg
LIpface: shf
LIpface: shffsah
LIpface: shffsahfdsh
LIpface: shffsahfdshdhf
LIpface: shffsahfdshdhfdafh
LIpface: shffsahfdshdhfdafhadh
Mosuei: Wow! He's using tongue!
Sam: It's about time.
Mosuei: I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love with a LIIIIIIIPfaced boy!
LIpface: shffsahfdshdhfdafhadh
Mosuei: Take me HOME, Burp Bunny!
Sam: Ok, you're married. Off on your little RinkHoneymoon now!
Liface has entered.
* Liface watches as Mosuei kisses Hacker Al in disguise
* LIpface takes off his fake mask
* LIpface has been KIIIIISSED and loved and smooched upon by Mosuei.
LIpface: HE IS HACKER AL IN DISGUISE
Liface: hi
Sam: Reception time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mosuei: Twue Luv!
LIpface: Hi im hacker al
LIpface: I've just been married to Mousie
LIpface: or Mosuei
Mosuei: I knew it was yuop, my Burp Bunny!
Mosuei: Take me away from all this, Tipger!!
* Liface is sick at the disgusting mousie
Mosuei: Mmmmmmmwwwwwaaahaaahhh smoochy smoocy
Liface: Why (ow) did you do that?
LIpface: ok Misss mousie!
Mel: This is definitely the most bizarre rinkmarriage to date.
Mosuei: smoochy smoochie smooopCHY! smoochy smmoooochie smoopCHY!!
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Mosuei: I am no longer Miss Mooseconker!
Mosuei: I'm taking Hacker Al's name!
Mosuei: From now on I am Mrs. Hacker Al Mosuei Girlagong!
* Liface Cheers for his good friend hacker Al
Mosuei: Mrs. Hackmosuie Al!
Mosuei: I must go to my new husband now!!! Adieu, all!
Mosuei has left.
Mel: Aww. Twue Wove.
Mousie: Yup. Liface hates yuop all, but Hacker Al married Miss Mosuei.
Liface: No I like you guys again
Mousie: Don't like me! That leads to marriage around here!
[LIpface->Sam] HI Liface
[LIpface->Sam] Tell Liface Hi
[LIpface->Sam] Tell them I must be with my wife
LIpface has left.
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