Archives: Dudes To Be Feared II
5/9/00
Technically, this is not a RinkChat Archive, in the sense that it did
not take place on RinkChat but rather over AIM (AOL Instant
Messenger). But it took place between two RinkChat regulars, myself
and Stephen, and the conversation owes much to the shenanigans pulled
regularly on RinkChat. The format of the transcript was converted
to the RinkChat format, and the usernames were changed to the ones
used on RinkChat.
Sam: hah a ahhh
Stephen: ?
Sam: ahck ahc ahkchckh
Stephen: u r suxccccck!
Sam: cd \skeller
Stephen: OH NO
Sam: cd \skeller\ahcks
Sam: dir
Stephen: OH NO
Sam: edit OH NO
Stephen: plez STOP
Sam: DELETE
Sam: DELETE OH NO
Sam: cd \windows
Sam: cd system
Stephen: NO
Sam: vi winstr.dll
Sam: GAh. st00bid dOS
Sam: edit winstr.dll
Sam: DELETE EVYRTHING
Sam: save
Sam: exit
Sam: reboot
Stephen: ack
Sam: waS that ride on the AHCK WAGGON Fun???
Stephen: noooooooo
Stephen: all my filz r gone
Sam: dont crss me or ill ahck you agen
Stephen: ok
Stephen: i am sorry
Sam: gud
Sam: lololo
Sam: i will conker the wrodl!!!!!!1
Sam: wnna hepl me ahck darieen?
Stephen: ok
Stephen: he is suck
Sam: i will t3l u how 2 ahck lik i did uf you promice to ceep it a sercet
Stephen: ok
Sam: sware on yur mohters hart
Stephen: ok
Sam: ok go 2 ur ame widnow and put the secrit budy in it is:
Sam: DARIEN
Stephen: ok
Stephen: i alredy done tat
Sam: then wen he is on...
Sam: ...the ahck porgram will tell u he is on and then click on it and then...
Stephen: ok
Sam: ...u can get a shell acsESS IN H!IS COPMUPTEr!!!!!!!!11
Stephen: iz a shell acceS like a turtle?
Sam: no thats logo that is cool but old
Sam: u no dos rite?
Stephen: yah i 4m l337 in dos i can run duke nukem 1 & 2
Sam: duKE NUKUM ! AND @ su0x0r thair is not ture #D
Sam: dnkuem 3 is ture #D
Stephen: yeh
Stephen: but i haxored them all myself
Stephen: dukenuk3m3dd is not hackable without knowing C-+
Stephen: whihc is for fagotz
Stephen: it is a bd language becuz microsoft made it
Sam: u HaX)RD them do have ture #D?
Sam: ?????????
Sam: u r ROx)RS!!!!!
Stephen: i do not use #D they r lame
Stephen: my computaR is 222 fast for it
Sam: HUH???????
Sam: What!
Stephen: my puter is 2 fast 4 3d
Sam: idont blieve what u r syiang.
Stephen: u LIE
Sam: #D IS THE NUMBER ONE BEST!
Stephen: not ne more
Stephen: $d is
Stephen: it has more pixels and z buffing and anti aliening
Stephen: and it uses voxels too
Stephen: voxels = pixels but better, it is like they got TURPBO CHARGED
Sam: oh thats not out yet DUKEM NUKEM $D is nott finished but it is amlost out
Stephen: hahahahaah
Stephen: i have beta copy
Sam: noOOOOO WAY!
Sam: u r r0x0r a lot
Stephen: yup
Stephen: it is the best game ever
Stephen: u have weapons liek
Stephen: bfg
Stephen: trip mines
Stephen: machine gun
Stephen: shoots guns
Stephen: cat weapons
Stephen: holoduke
Stephen: chainsaw
Stephen: boot
Stephen: and millale launcher
Sam: SHOTS GUNS THAT SOUDNS AWSOME
Stephen: YEAH IT IS!
Sam: can i half a cpoy?????? u can go 2 my ftp i will give u a accont with a bettr raotio
Sam: cmon give it to me i shoed u how 2 ahck ame
Stephen: ok i will give it 2 u
Stephen: ok
Stephen: i will give it to u
Sam: ok go 2 ftp rinkworks.com
Stephen: allright
Sam: lgo in as l/p warez warez
Stephen: ok
Stephen: it sed "login incorrect"
Sam: nuh uh way
Sam: i just tryed it
Sam: u r lieing
Stephen: dud
Stephen: whaETVER
Sam: u dont have DUKREM KNUKEM $D
Sam: u r suck
Stephen: LIARE
Sam: taiks 1 to no 1
Sam: lolololo that means ur a lair!!!!!!!!11
Stephen: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sam: u confest!
Stephen: u burn me
Sam: olol
Sam: cd \pronz
Sam: rmaerse *.*
Sam: opps i mistiped
Sam: i will correct
Sam: if u dont say i rule
Stephen: u don't rule!!!!!!!!
Sam: AHHH
Sam: ERASE ALL *>* FILES
Stephen: OH NO
Stephen: NOT MY * FILES
Stephen: THOSE R THE BEST
Sam: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Sam: I AM THE CODE BEATS WARROIR!
Stephen: *>* SAVE
Sam: NOOO
Sam: DELETE SAVE
Sam: EARSE EVEYRHITNG
Stephen: SAVE EVERYTHING
Sam: EMTPY TRASH
Stephen: NO
Stephen: U KILLED MY TRASH
Sam: FORMAT EVERYTHING
Stephen: ahahaha
Sam: FORMAT C: (that is the hard dirve)
Stephen: my firewall blocks u
Stephen: The firewall has blocked Internet access to your computer (FTP) from 24.130.70.216 (TCP Port 2302).
Stephen: Seweee?
Stephen: that is u being blocked
Sam: i shotted down the firewall!!!
Sam: /me shots the firewall
Sam: FORMAT C: and D: and up to Z:
Stephen: hahahaha u need da ice ray to shots the firewall
Stephen: u need to get bombs b4 the ice ray
Stephen: and roll up in a bll
Sam: aww!!!! the ice ray is olny in dukEm nukem $D
Stephen: yup
Sam: i hoap they get dun soon
Stephen: yah
Sam: i will ahck u wen they do
Stephen: i will punch at them at E#
Stephen: and will shots at them with the stripper ray!!!!!!!
Stephen: laolaoalaol they never finish there game john romero finished hiz first it was best
Stephen: u figt frogs,mosquites,bugs,alligators
Sam: srry my aem crashed
Stephen: oh
Stephen: u dont have a firwal!
Sam: What!
Stephen: no firewall = hacked
Sam: i have a palsma wall that is better
Stephen: oh
Stephen: was not that from startreck?
Sam: palmsa wals r like firwals 2.0
Stephen: oic
Sam: they are insibivble
Stephen: do they shots da laserz?
Sam: no dumy they stop them
Stephen: but then the have COUNTER LASERZ
Stephen: to shots bak at the hackers
Stephen: who have the lazers
Sam: u R palying raouind with me their is no suck thing
Stephen: yeah
Stephen: there iSSS
Sam: no
Stephen: and photon torpedos
Sam: noooooo
Sam: ononononon
Stephen: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stephen: hahahahaha
Stephen: my firwal shots ur plasma wone
Sam: u r such a lair
Stephen: DO DO DO DO SHHOOOOOOOT
Stephen: ZAAAAP
Stephen: BANG
Stephen: BOOOM!
Sam: SHOTT UP NOW OR I WILL AHCK YOUR COMPTUER UP
Stephen: DIRECT HIT mr worf reamr the foton torpods!~
Sam: icant belive this
Sam: this is so dum
Stephen: ur shieldz are down now
Sam: oh yeah
Sam: u spelt sheildz rong
Stephen: i will hack u with the transporter rays of lunix!!!!
Stephen: u r on windoze
Sam: HWO DID YOU NO THAT???????
Stephen: my haxoring xskilzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz boy
Sam: u just gest
Sam: guest
Stephen: bye gonna go
Stephen: later
Stephen: bye
Sam: NOOOO
Stephen: l8r
Stephen: l8r
Stephen: l8r
Stephen: l8r
Sam: bha
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