From time to time, particularly amusing conversations that take place in RinkChat are archived here for others to read. Clearly, not all of these chat transcripts will be interesting to everyone, and the appeal of most will depend on familiarity with those involved. However, I have tried to include background information wherever possible and practical.

New here? I suggest starting with The Great Ginger Ale Tragedy, The Sting Parts I & II, Group Therapy, Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?, or Stupid Day 2000 (all from December 1999 to January 2000, at the very bottom of this page). Then, if you get hooked, read them chronologically.

2013 Adventures With Dave: In Class, 3/4/13 - 3/9/13. 2010 Title Tangles, 3/28/10. 2008 Mountain Dew Party, 4/9/08. 2004 Lemonade Game, 9/14/04. InsultBot, 9/10/04. Commander-In-Chief, 1/25/04. 2003 Haunted Partay, 8/28/03. RoboMegatronic, 8/17/03. Revolution, 8/16/03. Retro RinkChat, 8/1/03. Purple Prose, 7/30/03. Undercover Transport Services, 3/10/03. The Sting, Part III, 2/22/03. Extreme Angband, 2/17/03. 2002 Big Happy Central American Family, 10/24/02. Mecha Spats, 10/20/02. Bot Games, 9/29/02. Slug Sucker, 9/15/02.   May - December 2001 Sam Goo, 10/21/01. Brain Licker, 10/5/01. Bungled Assassination, 8/7/01. Hasty Exits, 6/5/01. Eyelash Eater, 6/2/01. Driving In the City, 6/1/01. Lipstick Express To Canada, 5/28/01. RinkWorks Z, 5/15/01. Huggy Bear, 5/13/01. Mia vs. Mina, 5/10/01. Sesquipedality, 5/8/01. January-April 2001 Extract of Hell, 4/8/01. RinkBand, 4/4/01. RinkAwards 2000 (ceremony only), 3/31/01. Zombies and Commies, 3/20/01. New Zealand Ruse, 3/7/01. Bleeding Excessively II, 2/27/01. Hot Night, Wright?, 2/9/01. Cell Phone Prank Riot, 1/31/01. I Am Coming From Iceland, 1/28/01. Ice Storms and Woodland Creatures, 1/22/01. Stupid Day 2001, 1/21/01. Hostile Takeover, 1/12/01.   December 2000 Wreakers of Things, 12/28/00. Sororital Spat, 12/26/00. Bloody Mayhem At Sakura's House, 12/22/00. Split Stephen, 12/11/00. The Flame War, 12/11/00. Baby Food, 12/10/00. Stoic Death Plotting, 12/9/00. Sleeping Victims, 12/7/00. October-November 2000 How the Grishny Stole RinkMas, 11/28/00. Moses: The Continuing Story, 11/26/00. Constellations, 11/26/00. Top Five, 11/21/00. Girly Stuff, 10/19/00. Story Noir, 10/12/00. RinkLympics, 10/5/00.   July-September 2000 Rumble!, 9/29/00. Songs and Getting Older, 9/28/00. Adventures With Uploading, 9/26/00. A Brief Change of Heart, 9/18/00. Second Special Secret Ending, 9/16/00. Pthotgorhapthy, 9/13/00. LifaceWorld, 9/11/00. Rat TV, 8/7/00. Stupid Teachers, 8/7/00. Some Form of I.D., 7/31/00. Quest For Leen, 7/30/00. Childhood Frolics, 7/6/00. May-June 2000 Mrs. Girlagong, 6/9/00. The Cat Outside the Window of Hate, 5/28/00. WHAMMO!, 5/24/00. Mischief In School, 5/20/00. Cute Cute Cute, 5/16/00. Tired By So Much Late, 5/15/00. Murder!, 5/15/00. Dudes To Be Feared II, 5/6/00. The Case of the Mangled Wrap, 5/2/00. Hampered By Pun Death, 5/2/00.   March-April 2000 Loony Bin, 4/26/00. Pizza Party, 4/20/00. Pool Party, 4/15/00. Bleeding Excessively, 4/13/00. Safari, 4/10/00. The Red Button, 3/30/00. Stream of Insanity Derby, 3/30/00. Crazy Insane Play Supreme, 3/29/00. Phone Follies, 3/29/00. A RinkChat Retrospective, 3/29/00. Brainstorming, 3/25/00. Green Eggs and Chat, 3/20/00. Affairs of State, 3/16/00. Poetic Reflection, 3/14/00. February 2000 Secret Mousie, 2/29/00. Hey! There's Corn In Here!, 2/28/00. Death By Science, 2/27/00. Hotels, 2/26/00. Bedtime Ritual Adventure Fun, 2/23/00. Cheesy Cheese, 2/23/00. PuppyChat, 2/23/00. Candy and Then Some, 2/18/00. A Flash In the Eye, 2/12/00. Dudes To Be Feared, 2/11/00. People Bots, 2/4/00. A Brawl of Ghosts and Evil People, 2/3/00. The Lawsuit, 2/1/00.   January 2000 Self-Seance II, 1/30/00. Self-Parking, 1/29/00. BatDarien vs. the Jokestah, 1/29/00. The Comfort of Cats, 1/28/00. Nuclear Monsters From the Sea, 1/26/00. The Admin War of the Ages, 1/25/00. Stupid Day 2000, 1/21/00. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, 1/20/00. The Sickness of Kiki, 1/18/00. The Death of Kiki, 1/16/00. Self-Seance, 1/13/00. The Sting, Part II, 1/12/00. The Sting, Part I, 1/10/00. Group Therapy, 1/8/00. The Revenge of Sam, Part II, 1/6/00. Mousie's Ode To Dave, 1/5/00. December 1999 The Great Ginger Ale Tragedy, 12/27/99. Another Self-Chat, 12/26/99. Weddings, the Revenge, 12/26/99. More Wedding Ceremonies, 12/22/99. Self-Chat, 12/22/99. I Have Eyes Everywhere, 12/21/99. Glop and Grace, 12/19/99. The Wedding Ceremony, 12/17/99. The Revenge of Sam, 12/10/99. The Banning of Sam, 12/8/99. Dave Makes Dinner, 12/5/99. Pet Names, 12/1/99. Blood Drops, 12/1/99.