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#81

"Permanent" is scary. I think teachers have that one down pat. Back in elementary school, the disciplinary threat was always "You better behave, or this will go on your permanent record." We were all terrified, because we never wanted anything to go on our permanent record. Now that I'm grown up, I realize it was all just a fraud. How can there be a document about me that everybody but I can see? I'm older now, but things haven't changed. They call it a "credit rating" now. They can't fool me.